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its been five weeks since anything in bedroom. any suggestions

2007-07-05 09:23:45 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cars & Transportation Maintenance & Repairs

27 answers

Oral sex is next, you know where you just holler out to each other F**K YOU!

2007-07-05 09:31:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Put in a new set of plugs. That's assuming you meant "car" not "wife" when you put this in "Cars & Transportation > Maintenance and Repairs".

If you're wife isn't talking and it's been five weeks since any intimate contact you two need counseling or lawyers. I'm surprised you waited this long--if typical then you may have just discovered why she's not talking.

2007-07-05 09:34:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Buy a sports car with a tonneau cover that covers the passenger side while you drive. Stay out late, and find a girlfriend who is shallow and self-serving but brainless.

Your life has changed for the better, if you know what to do.

2007-07-05 09:34:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Five weeks without the missus talking?
You lucky sod! I can't get mine to shut up for five minutes!
(Even in the bedroom, when i'm trying to sleep!)

2007-07-07 00:55:24 · answer #4 · answered by axeman 3 · 0 0

well obviously you dont pay attention because your posting this question in the car maintenance &repairs so its quite possible that the last time you was in the bedroom you hit the wrong hole and let me tell you that will put an end to your love life really quick

2007-07-05 16:10:53 · answer #5 · answered by Adam M 2 · 1 0

Love your wife totally and unconditionally. Love your wife even when she is indifferent to you. Put her benefit before your own. Do NICE things without expecting payback. Keep going even when you think you've done enough. You promised to love and honour her - a promise is not a contract - so fulfill your responsibilities without demanding rights.

2007-07-09 09:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by Spartan L 5 · 0 0

Your dad seems to be an animal and not Muslim. Nuh's son grow to be no longer a Believer and Allah drowned him. Lut's spouse grow to be no longer a Believer and she or he grow to be destroyed alongside with the kafirs. you're able to take the example of the Quran and overlook your dad. he's not of you. Allahuakbarr!

2016-11-08 06:06:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is it because she looked on your " History of visited sites " and found web-pages you forgot to delete?????

If so download a Window washer.

2007-07-05 09:38:01 · answer #8 · answered by Tangerine-Seasider 4 · 0 0

Buy a used pre 1985 diesel Mercedes,and leave your wife.
She ( your Benz) will treat you better.

2007-07-05 09:30:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Something has changed - - - See if you can get her drunk and tell you the truth.

Or just pester her til she breaks down and tells you out of anger !

Or just ask politely !

2007-07-05 09:33:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There are two sides to every coin, mate. Have either of you done anything to undermine the integrity of your relationship?

2007-07-05 09:37:45 · answer #11 · answered by Grizz 5 · 0 1

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