I failed a pregnancy test,the doctor told me I was not pregnant,the blood test came back negative,,I havent had sex in over a year,,,BUT I STILL THINK I MIGHT BE PREGNANT...
omg,,should I still be smoking crack?????
2007-07-05 08:50:34 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Pregnancy
LMFAO!!!!!!!
2007-07-05 09:00:41 · answer #1 · answered by r 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most certainly, I can tell all the way from over here there's a 254% chance that you're 17 months pregnant. Those other test things that you buy or doctors give you are never right, ONLY trust the people on YA cause they always know.
2007-07-05 10:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
U haven't had sex in a year and you think you might be pregnant, Well buddy I think you got abducted by aliens. Cause also have a pic of yourself of a guy. As far as I know guys can't get pregnant. Say hi to the aliens for me we you come across them again. LOL!
2007-07-05 08:59:04 · answer #3 · answered by dlunaii 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if u "failed" a pregnancy test, then you are pregnant. you are obviously NOt pregnant. Maybe the drug use that you are doing is messing with the judgement. more info is required and i wish you the best and that is to NOT be Pregnant. using drugs will ruin your life. it is just a Quick feel good that not only costs you $, but your future as well. you are in my prayers.
2007-07-05 08:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes. Your avatar looks fat.
I can smell your pregnancy from here.
You will definitely shoot out a litter of kids soon.
Please post a dopey question in the Baby Names forum as the time draws closer.
Congrats!
2007-07-05 08:55:07 · answer #5 · answered by person 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Put down the crack pipe! you're having twins
2007-07-05 08:59:43 · answer #6 · answered by Helpfulhannah 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
first if you are seriouse about smoking crack time to stop its making your parinoid. IF you were pregnant you would know within a month or two from last intercourse a test will tell you accuratly by five weeks past. get help for your adiction PLEASE.
2007-07-05 08:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by garynandra 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was sort of amusing. I'm assuming it's making fun of the "am I pregnant" posts. If not shame on you.
2007-07-05 09:08:31 · answer #8 · answered by Mandiex 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hit up all the drugs..your sure to have a healthy baby then...Here's your sign if you havn't had sex in a year...duh....
2007-07-05 08:55:47 · answer #9 · answered by Torey♥ 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HA! This actually made me giggle a little bit. Thanks.
If you're being serious--look for a cyst.
If you're being silly and making fun of the stupid pregnancy posts--seriously thanks for the laugh.
2007-07-05 08:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by FaZizzle 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
HOW IN THE WORLD COULD YOU BE PREGNANT IF YOU HAVENT HAD SEX?
2007-07-05 09:05:08 · answer #11 · answered by ShesMyAngel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋