AGARN!!! Have you seen the Cap'n - he's looking for Ms. Janie?
2007-07-05 06:10:42
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answer #1
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answered by Skeezix 5
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Well if you want to be popular with the ladies why don't you get each one pregnant. Then when they have the baby say it anit yours so then they can take you to the Maury show..and by that time you will appear on that show so much every women in this world is going to know who you are. by the way I like your name
2007-07-05 06:14:20
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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Read everything you can get your hands on about pleasuring a woman sexually. Ask each woman what and where "it" feels good. Learn to be excellent with your hands. (Now, when you're old enough, tread her like a special princess in bed. Once you've established yourself as a tender, generous satisfying lover your confidence level will overcome your self image of "ugly." Your phone will ring off the hook with women wanting your time. Blessings and good luck.
2007-07-05 06:13:20
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answered by Saffernellie 6
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Try bathing each and every Saturday before you go out trolling. Perfume water in your pits would help. Make sure you wipe all the horse dung off your boots. Do all that, you will be stylin !
2007-07-05 06:11:57
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answered by Anonymous
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I'll help u for 10 points get it together for all the ladies. I'll school u on how to be a ladies man:)
2007-07-05 06:11:14
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answered by Anonymous
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Lose the silly hat -- or at least wear it correctly.
Don't pick your nose.
And don't let your horse sleep in your bedroom.
2007-07-05 06:11:43
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answer #6
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answered by Resident Heretic 7
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For starters, remove the 18" cucumber from the front of your spandex shorts and pull them up in the back. The "log in the front" and the "plumbers crack in the back" clash...your giving mixed signals.
2007-07-05 06:52:53
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answered by Anonymous
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Get a complete make over!
2007-07-05 06:10:28
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answered by Buggaboo 3
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Quite night at the fire pit with beans and weenies would warm any women's heart.
2007-07-05 06:14:40
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answered by Anonymous
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Change your profile picture and then go talk to them rather than ask people on Yahoo!
2007-07-05 06:11:46
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answered by rragsdaleii 3
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