2007-07-05 02:51:16 · 11 answers · asked by memememe 3 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
If my dog (a lab/retriver mix - 7months old) could talk, she would say....
"You wanna play? Huh? Huh? Huh? You wanna share my tug rope? I got it nice and slimey, oh yummy yum-yums!...You wanna go chase the cat? Here kitty, kitty, kitty...Oh look! See what I can do? I can chase my tail...fun, fun, fun! Whoa - the room spins! Lets go the other way! Oh wait...lets go drink some toliet water!...okay I'm back...Whats that? You wanna go dig in the garden? Awesome - I'm there...opps...gotta scratch that flea...ooooooh feels soooooo good! There! Now whatcha wanna do now? Sniff butts? Oh please-oh please-oh please!!! Wait...did you hear that? Someone walked in the kitchen...DINNER TIME! Oh, I just know-know-know- it...yeah, yeah, yeah....come on chow...oh would you hurry up? I'm a starving, growing pup..."
Yeah, that's my JuJu -
2007-07-05 03:13:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey jerk, you had to have me neutered didn't you. You couldn't wait. Did you neuter yourself...noooo but the dog yup gotta neuter the dog. I didn't even get any good leg humping in before it's off to the vet for a little slicing and dicing. You have any desire to live your life like this? If I could get my paws on Bob Barker I would show him what neutering is all about.
2007-07-05 03:04:39 · answer #2 · answered by georges10 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
kelso has his own sofa. "get off my sofa, do you expect ME to lay on the floor?" he would tell the pizza delivery guy " i LOVE you" and he would probably tell me "give me the pizza crust now!!!" " let's go to the park, i need to get off the leash and run with the big dogs" "NO BATH, I HATE IT!!!"
2007-07-05 04:18:52 · answer #3 · answered by punkbun03 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just a few of the things my dog would say:
"Let's go, Let's go, Let's go!"
"Are we there yet?"
"Whatcha eating?"
"Stay out of my yard!"
"It's time for my walk!"
2007-07-05 02:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by Pom♥Mom Spay and Neuter 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When are you feeding me next?
Can we go for a walk?
Can i come in the car again?
Where's the cat?
2007-07-05 03:13:00 · answer #5 · answered by gliderfriend 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's time to raise the woof
2007-07-05 07:51:55 · answer #6 · answered by Chef Smalls 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dog is very protective and barks at everything
so i think he would say that he sees someone or something lol
2007-07-05 02:55:51 · answer #7 · answered by pam 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
move over, u'r taking up too much of the sofa
2007-07-05 05:41:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did you get me neutered? I'll get you for that one of these days.
2007-07-05 02:59:47 · answer #9 · answered by marchhare57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would say: You rock momma!
2007-07-05 02:58:07 · answer #10 · answered by Lilly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋