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We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children....

Some persons are questionable and some questions are personal....

The pentagon 4 walls and a spare, a monument to murphy`s law....

Everybody is promoted to the level of their incompetence...

A war is the pursuit of state policy by other means..

July 5th 1946 The first bikini was modelled in Paris
July 5th 1948 The NHS came into being.

2007-07-05 01:59:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

U.S.A immigration form
(Q) Is the purpose of your visit to overthrow the government of the U.S.A?
(A) Sole purpose.
Gilbert Harding,English T.V personality
Military personnel evaluation
This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

2007-07-05 02:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Groucho Marks quote
"who are you going to believe,me or your own eyes?"

A Tom Krause Quote
“There are no failures - just experiences and your reactions to them.”and i think a lot of people can relate to that.

And mine is You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now.

2007-07-05 07:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here are 3 that never lose their value:

"There are none so blind,as those who will not see"

"It is far better to be silent,and thought an idiot,than to open one's mouth and dispel all doubt.

"And, if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch." Luke 6:39

2007-07-05 01:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 2 0

Yea, my favorite one of the times:
Save a tree, cut down a Bush.

2007-07-05 01:56:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yeah: marry in haste - repent at leisure.

Experience allows me to tell you that this is a very, very true saying!

2007-07-05 01:59:54 · answer #6 · answered by Queen of the Night 4 · 1 0

Speculate to accumulate

The man who never made a mistake, never made anything

If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

2007-07-05 02:12:58 · answer #7 · answered by Steven N 4 · 0 0

'Never do something so bad that your too ashamed to look back at the man staring at you in the mirror'.

2007-07-05 03:20:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Everything will be Okay in the end. If it's not OK, it's not the end

2007-07-05 01:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You can take the man out of the gutter,but you cant take the gutter out of the man.

Prisoner: "AS GOD IS MY JUDGE, I AM NOT GUITY"

Judge : "HE ISNT, I AM, YOU ARE, SIX MONTHS"

2007-07-05 02:16:43 · answer #10 · answered by Robert S 3 · 1 0

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