What's the strangest nickname you've heard? (in the real world)?

Question

There's abloke at my hubby's work called FUBAR, I've always found him a bit strange, but I asked why he was called this, and somebody told me it stands for F****d Up Beyond All Repair!
Which I found quite funny, do you know anyone with a strange nickname?

In fact FUBAR is a name I now use for another user on here, as he is just that!

Answer 1

In the real world! LOL

I have a friend who bought a puppy, extremely cute, but it had really bad worms. She called it Jasper until it pooed all over the kitchen floor and her kids seen some worms in the poo.
Jasper has now been re-named (by the kids) as Noodle Bum.
Noodle Bum is now a beautiful worm free dog and my Friend hates walking him, you should see the looks she gets when the kids are shouting Noodle Bum all over the park.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Haha at FUBAR...that is really strange...and he answers to that name?
Well, my dad has a series of names for me which sound nothing like my actual name but have a logical explanation (sort of):
Andrea-Andreopolis-Poly-Polo
Then there's Ando too...

Bearing in mind that I live in Spain so all these people are Spanish:
I also know a woman who gets called "Sapi", because as a baby she crawled everywhere like a toad (toad=sapo in Spanish) and her whole family called her Sapi, which has stuck with her and she must be around 46 now, lol...

I've got a friend from school who's name is Alejandro, but he always gets called Roni because when he was small he scored a goal just like one Ronaldo scored...and EVERYONE calls him Roni...for 2 years before I met him properly I didn't know his actual name, and it's just weird to call him Alejandro now...

Answer 4

Although this is no longer my nickname, as a baby I was referred to as "maggot". This, allegedly, was due to me bwing a wriggler whilst wrapped in my white baby blanket. As I said, my family, thankfully, have ceased to use this name in reference to me, but my Mum still occasionally forgets that I am 32, and has called me Maggot whilst out shopping...

Answer 5

I have 3 nicknames, all given to me by my parents...

Doonies
Ferret
Flymo

I wont bore you with reason, its to embarrasing

I'm 30 and my dad still calls me Doonies and Ferret - Great Heah LOL

Answer 6

Boofa

Answer 7

My dad was nicknamed "Hatchet-face" when he was a boy growing up in Atlanta. He was half Amer.Indian and had a hook nose and protruding chin.
Aren't kids sweet??

Answer 8

little green Nigel - he was a lad at our school, he wasn't called Nigel, wasn't little or green so i don't know where the name came from but EVERYONE, even the teachers called him it.

and Betty no neck - she's real too.

Answer 9

My dad used to work with a guy who everyone called "Poopy" one time my mom asked what his real name was and he just said "Poopy" - dude, who would want to be poopy? I think that's just weird!

Answer 10

My cousin calls her neighbour ROLF, stands for Right Old Loppy Fart, he is too hes weird.