Important and realistic laws that Newton forgot to state -
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.
LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
2007-07-05 00:30:16 · 19 answers · asked by GodLuvsU:)) 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
jilliebean, sorry, but who's murphy? lol!
2007-07-05 00:35:22 · update #1
if it's gud, can u give me a star? lol!
2007-07-05 00:36:47 · update #2
Hey, Tulip!! How r u?? Nice to see u here after a long time....... :))
2007-07-05 02:06:49 · update #3
I appreciate your endeavour; very nice and true. To add :-
1) More you work more work remains to be done. work never ends.
2) End result of any conference is mostly confusion.
3) More you fear the unwanted becomes inevitable.
4) After a physiological limit any increase in your speed of work(S) will increase the time required to finish it (T) i.e. S varies inversely with T.
2007-07-05 01:07:15 · answer #1 · answered by d kundu 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Great each of them were proved true with me..... but they haven't got anything to do with Newton, so I give U the credit for unearthing them.
Take a star fot that....
And I would like you to add another with these:-
METEOROLOGICAL LAWS: You go out on a cloudy day expecting to get wet & you don't even get a light drizzle.
You go out with a bad cold, leaving home ur umbrella seeing the blue skies, & get back home drenched.
2007-07-05 02:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by Tulip 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LAW OF COFFIN BOX : If you purchase one coffin box, you would get one free.
LAW OF TASTE : If you define the taste of stool IN 150 words, you would be paid extra 10 bucks.
LAW OF BURNING : If you work on these laws, your brain would burnt out within 360 days and smoke would be spread all over yahoo.
2007-07-05 00:41:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
A VERY GOOD ONE........till now v studies simple newton's law but i guess our children n grand children will get to learn these interesting ones.......!!!!! gud wrk heres a star ur way ***
2007-07-05 01:32:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good,an innovative question. Keep going, this was fun reading, and very true laws.
2007-07-05 01:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
very true!
but you forget to mention one more law.that is
LAW OF DISTRUST:when a liar makes someone believe the truth, person distrust him.
2007-07-05 01:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You made brainy laws, but Newton 's laws are about motion.OKAY, I give you a********
2007-07-05 01:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by Muthu S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What great stuff you have impressed me without fail all of it has happened to me and I have survived ~~
2007-07-05 00:35:22 · answer #8 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
best thing thats happened to me today is reading these laws
btw: who is murphy?
2007-07-05 08:54:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cool laws!!!
2007-07-05 01:51:16 · answer #10 · answered by Star_Angel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋