once upon a time there was a boy called john who........
2007-07-05 00:30:10 · 31 answers · asked by techno mentalist 4 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
woke up and noticed he had boobs
2007-07-05 00:32:15 · answer #1 · answered by babyshambles 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Wanted to live in a yellow caravan with a black and white cat called Jeremy
2007-07-05 07:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by BARROWMAN 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It just so happened that a cat called Jeremy was flicking through the adds that day and decided to give him a call.....
2007-07-05 07:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he didn't look sheepish at all & so went to the doctors who diagnosed him with a bad case of a multiple personality disorder that manifested itself as an annoying duck and so he now had to hide from the cat who was always hungry.
2007-07-05 08:02:30 · answer #4 · answered by Faith 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
renamed his name to jonathon, as he didnt deal well with intamcy issues and people calling him john, so he moved to antartic where he could be alone and no one would call him jon.
ps. type in ugly on google to get that picture!
2007-07-05 07:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At which point he had penis transplant wirth a horse and was deeply disappionted by the results.
2007-07-06 19:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by noeusuperstate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
but looked nothing like Wake Up Sheeple of course because
2007-07-05 07:53:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
someone said he resembled a sheep
saturn five - sorry about the s word, it was the first thing that came to my head - that drink? same place , same time next week
2007-07-05 07:50:17 · answer #8 · answered by michelle l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And become a topless dancer at Dirty Cherries
2007-07-05 11:56:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wanted to be a girl called Jane
2007-07-05 10:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Barbie V 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
drew that crazy picture of you and then lived to be 104 years old
2007-07-05 14:49:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋