What was the most implausible excuse you ever used that got accepted?

Answer 1

When in High School, I smoked a joint before going in to my finals. Considering I had done this practically everyday that year, it didn't seem out of the ordinary. I walked upstairs and into the testing room and looked at my classmates, only they weren't my classmates, I was in the wrong room! I walked over to the teacher and asked him for a pencil and walked right back out. I don't think anyone caught on.

Answer 2

I once told a Boss that i had not been able to come into work because I had My finger jammed in a window. I actually had jammed it, tearing out the nail, but that had been the night before.

Answer 3

right we had to do a project containing 200 pagesin 2 weeks and by the end of the two weeks it wasnt done..not even started,so i told my teacher thati had done it but on the way to skwl i was waving it lut of the window and then a lorry came and crashed into our car window and the teacher didnt even get my dad in and show him the car!he just said.im very ashamed of you.why were you waving it out the window??now get out of my office.lol hehe funny story eh?

Answer 4

i cant come into work the rest of the week because i have had an allergic reaction to a different washing powder that i have used and i am covered in flakey scabs...
seriously try it it worked for me...

Answer 5

I told my landlord that i am leaving in 2 dayz and so i am not payin any rent.
And i actually stayed there for 2 months.
And whn he finally caught me i just told him that i hav came bck.
so see you next month,
thats was the greatest time of my life.............

Answer 6

i couldnt come over the other night because i had heat exhaustion and had to spend the night in the hospital

Answer 7

I told my teacher that I had a heat stroke so I didn't come to class

Answer 8

One time my pants tore and i screamed "she loves it"
we were pretty wasted though

Answer 9

I died.