So you go out on a date with a new guy to a decent restaurant. The meal is the only good part of the night, seeing your egotistical new date hasn’t stopped talking about themselves since the date started. After dinner he decides to tell you he doesn’t have any money, and that you should be able to take care of the dinner bill. As you rummage through your purse you come across your ultra handy shrink ray. Deciding his ego needs some deflating you zap him down to the size of a little bug. What would be your ultimate revenge to the little cheapskate that is now screaming at you at the top of his little lungs?
2007-07-04 19:08:57 · 20 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Social Science ➔ Gender Studies
Ok. Do I have to answer this one too??? Did you not ask the one about the man in the grocery store who cuts in front of a lady in line?
My last answer was obviously not gory or creative enough so let see....
I could drown him in my soup....
I can induce hypothermia by putting him in my glass of ice cold water.....
I can put him on my plate and try to stab him with my fork while he skirmishes for escape....and be called a real man-eater.....
I can put him in my entree and tell the waiter to take it back and reheat it in the microwave because it was just too cold....
Or I can take him home in a doggie container and punish him in the privacy of my own home until he gives me all his credit cards, pin codes, etc. and pay for the dinner with his money.....
Anymore ideas????
2007-07-04 19:21:14 · answer #1 · answered by Zizi 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
If I have had to be tortured for two hours by him then that's what I would do to him. Put him in a jar and make him watch some other egomaniacs talk for two hours, there another season of the simple life, right?
2007-07-05 04:14:55 · answer #2 · answered by ginzuisho 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well... shrink him then put him in your purse. because we all know how a purse gets tossed around and rummaged through and being in there for a couple days should be sufficient revenge.
2007-07-05 02:17:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put him in the leftover food scraps on the plate or drop him in the soup bowl. Then dump some garbage on top of him as a
bonus!!
2007-07-05 03:03:45 · answer #4 · answered by Bethany 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Call the waiter over and show them the bug that was in your food....that way you get the meal for free and your date is rushed off to the kitchen sink!!!!!
2 birds with one stone.
2007-07-05 02:18:55 · answer #5 · answered by Briana 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well if he is now a bug, only one thing to do.. throw him on the floor and stomp on him on your way out to pay the bill..
2007-07-05 02:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by Rebel 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I just would have excused my self to the ladies room and never came back
2007-07-05 11:14:19 · answer #7 · answered by JillardG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um. Put him in a jar and take him home?
LOL. What, do you expect people to say they'd want to *stomp* on him? That's pretty mean.
2007-07-05 02:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd ask the waiter to swat the fly on the table. :D
2007-07-05 13:28:54 · answer #9 · answered by Cookie Girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I bothered to look up the particular nature of your fetish this time.
Macrophilia.
I even found you a nice site to go to:
http://www.giganta.org/intro.php?E=5&url=intro.php
Now go.
2007-07-05 03:48:10 · answer #10 · answered by M C 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋