1) amebic dysentery with uncontrollable diarrhea
2) leprosy
3) rabies
4) polio
THANKS!
2007-07-04 18:39:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
died in a plane crash
2007-07-04 18:41:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Even though you have a list there, I would suggest you go to work and forget about the calling in. You will need that sick day some another time, so save the sicknesses for reality.
2007-07-05 01:45:27 · answer #2 · answered by bevaun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they'd want a doctors note with those, just tell them to eff off. or tell them that you woke up at 3 am with a hard sweat and started throwing up and shitting yourself while you were bent over the toilet puking. Say you think you're ok to work, but only if you can lay down when you feel sweaty and yeah, it'll totally work, the visual alone is wonderful.
2007-07-05 01:46:49 · answer #3 · answered by Heather R♥se 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them you have Leaping Hives, anyone within 20' is at risk. Scratch your phone when you call in. Or tell them you're still drunk from the night before. That works great - once.
2007-07-05 01:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by muffinman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in Well. Just tell em you feel too good and it's too nice a day to be wasted at work.
2007-07-05 01:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by acousticbob 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no no no no u got it all wrong man just use the simple stomach flu or 24 hour bug it is simpe and effective i do it all the time member not to overdo it on the sniffling sneezing or coughing.
2007-07-05 01:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by Dustinianthagr8 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about projectile vomiting with a bad case of foaming of the ***.
2007-07-06 18:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the above, might need 2 days.
2007-07-05 01:42:12 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan P 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just say you have uncontrollable diarrhea. That should work.
2007-07-05 01:44:56 · answer #9 · answered by J Booty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm...
leprosy isn't around
rabies or the lyssavirus tends to inhibit making coherent calls
polio is vaccinable...
Munchausen syndrome. in a way you won't be lying, but they won't check as to what it means. maybe.
2007-07-05 01:47:28 · answer #10 · answered by sartredevours 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in with the Plague.
2007-07-05 01:42:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋