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ive got nothing worth stealing

2007-07-04 18:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I don't carry a gun, but my wife dose, and she is only going through PMS 28 days a month, the rest of the time she has her period and gets worse. so if you come over I wouldn't make the dog bark, (German Shepard/ Saint Bernard mix) you will feel less pain if you just let him chew off a limb or two and my wife dosent wake up

2007-07-04 18:26:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Do you know if I catch you breaking into my house I will totally grab the nearest large hard heavy object and totally cause some serious damage???!!! :) Take it from a crazy girl who knows what to do!

2007-07-04 18:16:00 · answer #3 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1 0

Yes, climb the back of the house to the balcony, the door's usually unlocked. We'll leave the light on for you!

2007-07-05 04:40:18 · answer #4 · answered by Agent D 5 · 0 0

Well, Commmmme on over then. I can try out my new "McCullough chain saw do-it-yourself vasectomy kit on you." You may want to get your dental charts updated first though.

2007-07-04 18:18:35 · answer #5 · answered by johN p. aka-Hey you. 7 · 0 0

no need to break in , the doors always open

see my avatar :)


150lbs. ,38" to the shoulders , stand 6' on hind legs , 100lbs. jaw pressure



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2007-07-04 18:18:59 · answer #6 · answered by ivan dog 6 · 1 0

Do you know I'm a former Police Officer and been trained to kill on site?

2007-07-04 18:15:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Do you know that I can blow both your kneecaps to h*ll and gone with my shotgun? And in Texas they'll give me a medal for it.

2007-07-04 18:16:28 · answer #8 · answered by mustanger 5 · 0 0

Do you know if you enter my house I have the god given right to blow your brains on the wall.

2007-07-04 18:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Ryan P 3 · 4 0

Do you know how to get passed the security beams though?

2007-07-04 18:18:14 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Allison♥ 6 · 0 0

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