If Polls & Surveys was a neighborhood, how would I recognize your house? Who would be your neighbor?

Question

I'd be the funky little metal house with all the metal orbs and appendages. My Dalek-brides would be outside, tending the lentil plantation or rolling our numerous Dalek-babies in strollers. Most neighbors would have been long vaporized by random bursts of energy shot from the numerous appendages sticking out from the roof, with only charred remnants of their houses standing in the blackened soil.

Every so often, Buk would pop by with his shopping cart, asking for work or helping scare off the Jehovah's Witnesses for Hot Pockets (TM). Ajsansker will occasionally try running into our windows, with limited success......

Answer 1

my house will be a normal wooden house with a pig pen out in the back. lol... plus you'd see the Muppet show gang hanging out on the porch and Kermi watering his water hole.

to my left Lazarus will live in his house made of fire and to my right Sis Kat would live in her house made of chocolate.

Answer 2

Mine would be the huge beach-side mansion with a private stable across the street (i can't have a stable right on the beach, the horese will stomp down all the sand dunes). There would be palm-trees a-many, and a pool, a little marina/boat docks, a little house on the side for fishing and boating gear. The stable would have tack and stuff like that. I would have all modern, designer furniture and in my garage would be my purple, 1957's Corvette.
If only dreams could come true eh?
My neighbors would be all my contacts! =)

Answer 3

You would recognize my house easily..
It's out in the middle of a grape vineyard.
With a huge dog barking at the gate.
(Greater Swiss Mountain Dog)
The house is normal size, but trust me,
the dog is really huge.
My closest neighbor is a chick that rides
a Harley. Sweet. Between her bike and
my dog barking , there is just no rest
for the wicked.

Answer 4

Mine is the cute little cottage with the white picket fence and all the Pooh characters peeking out from the quiet creek and bushes. Very peaceful and happy.
My next door neighbors would be Father Centurion, Lt. Dan, hello world, Chief Paduke and Seeker-- because I really do need all the protection I can get! (I'm too nice and tend to get walked on from time to time).

Answer 5

Queen Fallen Angel and I would be in that immense Palace at the end of the lane. And our neighbors would be the small village populated by my Lieutenants, Underlings, and Legions of Terror. And yes, you're invited to the cook out next Saturday. Bring Buk, I've got a new shopping cart for him. One of my underlings stole it from Costco.

Answer 6

Mine would be a den. Sort of out of sight...lots of cubs loitering around waiting for Mama Lioness to bring some baboon or gazelle.
You would definitely know it's my house because it would be surrounded by old carcasses and it would have a balcony with a big rock where Rafiki usually stands and presents the new cub to the world (he is the only chimp I won't eat).

Answer 7

My house would be a simple cottage. From the outside you can see that I have deep purple curtains and black furnitures.
It has a little pond for my ducks.
My neighbours would be my contacts, i guess. They're the nicest people I know. And every 25th day of the month we'll have bbqs or picnics in the yard.

Answer 8

Mine would be the big one with the big yard and a trampoline with my kids and a bunch of neighbor kids bouncing on it. You'd further recognize it by the smell of freshly-baked cookies coming from the open window. You'd want to stop and visit because it's a peaceful, happy place.

Answer 9

I have nice groomed bushes out front with a huge Marine Corps flag flying and it's a tan house with nice big porch.

Answer 10

I would just roam from yard to yard eating the shrubs and crapping in the streets. I'm sure that would get me several violation notices every day! Probably enough to make myself a quilt to sleep under in the winter.