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Never try this with wasabi....trust me on this one...

2007-07-04 17:33:55 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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just that one time with a pixie stick....

2007-07-04 17:36:42 · answer #1 · answered by mara 7 · 4 0

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2016-05-18 04:14:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I saw Steve-o snort wasabi once. Looked painful. I was eating a hamburger with a-1 sauce last night at work and someone made me laugh and I shot a-1 OUT of my nose. It burned pretty bad. Does that count?

2007-07-04 17:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by lucygoosy2004 5 · 0 0

When I was in college my friend took salt and snorted it threw his nose. He ended up getting a headache and he said his nose had a burning sensation.

2007-07-04 17:39:22 · answer #4 · answered by Dr. Nick 6 · 1 0

My friend dared me to snort iced tea mix. lol i could taste sugar in the back of my throat for about three hours

2007-07-04 17:53:10 · answer #5 · answered by Seth 3 · 0 0

I snorted Pixy Stix before. That hurt bad!

2007-07-04 17:37:00 · answer #6 · answered by ßỰŦŤΣЯ§! Guess who's back...for now! 6 · 1 0

As a child....I suppose I must have.
My daughter did it with spaghetti when she was 2, that was exquisitely repulsive. My boys aren't quite ready for table food yet...

2007-07-05 04:02:17 · answer #7 · answered by Icewomanblockstheshot 6 · 0 0

NOT INTENTIONALLY NO...ALTHOUGH, WHEN I AM REALLY SICK WITH A COLD, I WILL SNORT WARM SALT WATER TO DISSOLVE ALL THE CRUD IN MY HEAD...I WILL LEAVE THE INTENTIONAL FOOD SNORTING TO YOU, MY FREIND, AND YOU JUST TELL ME HOW IT GOES FROM TIME TO TIME, OK? LOLOLOL

2007-07-04 17:50:50 · answer #8 · answered by JEN 7 · 0 0

Yeah, you still just end up eating it, but snot is included in the concoction. Eeeewwww.

2007-07-04 17:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by funkyfree4 3 · 0 0

Yeah, I saw that on J*ckass. The guy threw up.

2007-07-04 17:36:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No, like other orifices, I prefer somethings to just go out one way, with no entry.

2007-07-04 17:37:26 · answer #11 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 2 0

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