2007-07-04 17:27:55 · 9 answers · asked by SAS wildcat cheerleader(: 3 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I would tell them it was just the chair, and if they didn't believe me, I wouldn't care.
2007-07-04 17:42:19 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the blame. If you try to explain or prove anything, it turns out to be futile and an exercise in futility. I recommend actually farting the next time you sit in that chair. At least, if you are blamed for something, you get the satisfaction of doing the act you are blamed for.
2007-07-05 00:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Andrew F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let them sit on that chair and they'll see its possible for a chair to make a farting noise. That'll prove taht it could not be really you who'd farted.
2007-07-05 00:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by svit-kona 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You just gotta brazen it out . . . just laugh it off, try and make the fartin chair do the same noise again to prove that it was from the chair and not from your bum!
2007-07-05 00:42:51 · answer #4 · answered by Allegra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, you laugh. Second, acknowledge the embarrassment.
Third, construct an experiment where you can replicate the outcome with some reliability.
2007-07-05 00:40:57 · answer #5 · answered by guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i would say it was the chair and 2 prove it i would do the same noise again...^/_\^
2007-07-05 00:37:59 · answer #6 · answered by george x/_\x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just smile and say, " I had burritos for lunch." and then grin like a chessy cat.
2007-07-05 00:36:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why in the heck do you care ?????
You need a hobby.
2007-07-08 02:03:38 · answer #8 · answered by ta 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah lol make them sit on it
2007-07-05 00:35:22 · answer #9 · answered by zena s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋