No reason.
(shuffles WANTED poster under credenza, whistles nonchalantly)
2007-07-04 17:14:24 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Well, that's easy ...
First, you set out a plate with piles of fresh, crunchy bacon ...
Then, and this is the tricky part, you have to put a 'Free Bacon' sign in the middle of the plate. That's important. Otherwise, I might think that it is someone else's bacon ... but 'Free Bacon' is fair game.
Next, you leave the plate out in plain sight, then you go hide in the bushes or behind some rocks, or in a building ... you know, it doesn't really matter where you hide ...
Finally, while I'm happily devouring free bacon, it would be relatively simple to sneak up behind me with a heavy, blunt object. The crunch of the bacon would drown out your footsteps (I mean, if Dalek's had feet).
2007-07-04 20:59:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I could quite easily be lured by either an attractive female donning a short skirt and low cut top, or a plateful of freshly made pancakes with lemon and sugar!
2007-07-05 00:19:28 · answer #2 · answered by marccat80 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always go weak in the knees when someone nibbles gently on the back of my neck. That might be the best approach. I would follow you anywhere after that.
Hey, you haven't come across my picture yet, have you?
2007-07-05 00:18:04 · answer #3 · answered by Mee-Maw 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, it would take you a mighty long time to catch me, I will zig and zag shake you every where you will probably have to come up with something way out of the box to capture me, or maybe you would probably never have caught me.
2007-07-05 00:18:29 · answer #4 · answered by Lissa305 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you be after me? I hired you in the first place. There will be a substantial reward for you when you find My enemies. You are free to use any methods necessary, but I want them alive. No disintegrations.
2007-07-05 00:23:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Slingshot definetly
2007-07-05 00:17:22 · answer #6 · answered by Ken Kaniff 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put on one of them sexy cow costumes! I'll warn you though, you might want to line it with some kind of industrial grade plastic on the inside.....
2007-07-05 00:18:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
show up with a chocolate bar.... that's all. to make things more effective make that chocolate bar a chocolate fudge Ben and Jerry ice cream
2007-07-05 00:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by Piggy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's too much. Who's wanted? I demand to know this instant!!! If I was wanted all someone had to do was knock on my door. I'd answer.
2007-07-05 00:18:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
By luring me to a cage with chocolate:)â¥
2007-07-05 00:16:45 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋