Write a short story using these words?

Question

Try to make the story funny, in a perverse way.

Child, computer, website, keyboard, touch, door, bathroom, hallway, desk, light, feel, hair, carpet, tounge

Answer 1

My Child was using his Computer to check out some Website, using the Keyboard while their feet were Touching the Door to the Bathroom. The Hallway was lit by a Desk Light, and I could Feel some loose Hairs on the Carpet. For some strange reason, this made me Tongue-tied ;););)

Answer 2

Buy a child a computer today! How you ask? Touch the keyboard by the door to the bathroom and click on this website www.hallway.com! Here at hallway.com we place random desks in the light and see how they feel in you hair! After that we place carpet pieces on your tongue!

Answer 3

one day i was at my desk, touching the keyboard of my computer going on my favorite website. I saw the light was on in the hallway so i went to turn it off. I feel my hair stand up on my back. I touched the door. There it was! a child sticking out its tounge. It was my bosses kid!

Answer 4

There was a CHILD on the COMPUTER talking to his friend. He was typing on the KEYBOARD really fast because his mom said he had to go. His friend asked him what that WEBSITE was and he typed http://answers.yahoo.com/question/. so he said good night and turned off the LIGHT on the computer DESK. He had to go to the BATHROOM, so he went through the DOOR into the HALLWAY. when he got there he did his business then he was FEELing his HAIR. He tripped over the CARPET and bit his TONGUE then went to bed!

i did my best! ♥

Answer 5

Johnny, a complex child who no one really understands. I recall one day hearing a story about how Johnny was on his computer one day doing research for a School project.. He was typing ever fast on his Keyboard trying to find valuable information on the life cycle of Lions. In a moment that is yet unexplained during his surfing on the net he came across the website for National Geographic. It turns out they were doing a section on the mating life of Lions. This is fantastic!! Johnny screamed, I can add everything to my project now.. Realizing he might have awoken his parents with his moment of excitement he opened the door to his bedroom, turned on the light in the bathroom (hallway light was broken) and checked to see if he had indeed woken his Parents. After a few tense moments where sweat was dripping from his hair, and onto the carpet, from the painsaking task of awaiting to see if he would be grounded for eternity, he realised his parents were still asleep and were not getting up anytime soon... He resumed his walk back down the hallway, turned of the bathroom light and proceded back to his room. Before he got there he realised he was very thirsty and had a very dry toungue and mouth. I need a drink he decided but since the hallway light was out he had to feel his way down to the kitchen. He got himself a glass of juice and went back to his room.... He sat at his computer, and resumed his research for his project... At this moment in time Johnnys dad was waking up, for he had one of those middle of the night washroom urges and had to relieve himself. As he walked to the Bathroom he could hear moaning coming from Johnnys room, he was curious as to what could be making such bizarre noises so he sneaked closer to get a better understanding... All he heard was grunts, groans and screams that sounded like animals in heat......

He opened the door and screamed WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?????

There was Johnny cursing and screaming because grape juice was all over the Computer and he could not complete his project...... No way his teacher was going to believe this story!!!!!

Answer 6

A Saturday evening in November was approaching the time of twilight and the vast unenclosed tract of wild, known as Egdon Heath, embrowned itself, moment by moment. The next thing I knew, a large cheese had rolled down the heath, knocking my pet monkey from my batman's arms and straight into a quagmire, Our efforts, in fishing for the poor beast, were rewarded only with a soggy 'Take That' DVD.