2007-07-04 15:39:03 · 10 answers · asked by Silly Rabbit 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
At last, a useful thing to do with the National Enquirer. By the way, welcome back.
2007-07-05 11:35:55 · answer #1 · answered by Grateful Jerry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank God I'm here.
I, evo-man, shall use my powers to regrow the forests of the world overnight, then I shall call on my partners, TimberLad and the mighty Paper Twins, Pulp and Charmin, to prune the forests, process the raw lumber into woodpulp and then into millions of rolls of gentle, non-abrasive, double-padded tissue for the back ends of humanity.
In the meantime, here's a box of Kleenex. and a washcloth.
2007-07-04 15:49:50 · answer #2 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ask Cheryl Crowe
2007-07-04 15:50:52 · answer #3 · answered by classic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paper towels work just as well if not better then toilet paper
2007-07-04 15:44:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to get out the old phone directories.
2007-07-04 15:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby wipes.
2007-07-04 15:42:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pine cones do just fine.
2007-07-04 15:42:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like corn Cobb's are up again.
2007-07-04 15:44:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
anyhow water is there! an old and hygienic manners to wash!!
2007-07-04 15:45:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
drag out your catalogs & corn cobbs....
2007-07-04 16:05:04 · answer #10 · answered by Barbie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋