2007-07-04 14:22:08 · 10 answers · asked by LT 4 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Today, I am destined to travel to the forests of Uzbekuntistan, located near the United American Communist Federation. There lie the trees, juicy trees. The trees I wanted to make love to, and have been waiting for, 69 whole years. I have received a package of mineralized lube, which was a gift from Phony Blair. Applying this scented lube, I will slowly proceed to hump the trees and my dreams will come true.
2007-07-04 16:43:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Something random....go!!!?
2007-07-04 22:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I sneezed a sneeze into the air
It fell to the earth, I knew not where
But hard and froze
were the looks of those
In whose vicinity I snoze."
---Ogden Nash
2007-07-04 21:28:51 · answer #3 · answered by gldjns 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
purple monkeys like to feast on yellow elephants in the forest at midnight.
2007-07-04 21:25:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look, Cheese!
2007-07-05 00:35:55 · answer #5 · answered by Ford 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oy! with the poodles already
(^ i <3 gilmore girls)
2007-07-04 21:33:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose not to say anything
2007-07-04 21:34:29 · answer #7 · answered by John 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her clothes! lol.
(no one in particular, just a joke)
2007-07-04 21:26:20 · answer #8 · answered by SportyT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another stupid question on Yahoo. YEAH
2007-07-05 01:18:37 · answer #9 · answered by The Puerto Rican Prince 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
propriam virtutis laurum.
2007-07-05 01:17:00 · answer #10 · answered by cardtapper 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋