Already used one of the ones given earlier but since im up so late i will probably be late for work tomorow so need new one in preperation!
2007-07-04 13:03:30 · 49 answers · asked by juicy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry I'm late but I came by way of the fruit market and got held up by the plums.
2007-07-04 13:08:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"I felt it was better to sleep at home rather than at the office."
I drove to the place I'd rather work at by mistake
"I'm not late. I decided to change my hours to make them more convenient."
I tried a new way in to work and it took me two hours."
I'm a newlywed. Do you want me to continue?
"John Smith, one of our biggest CLIENTS, was stranded with a flat tire..."
"The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
Traffic jam caused by stopped clan of tibetan yak herders.
Your wife didn't have my breakfast ready on time.
"The wind was blowing against me."
I saw a bright shiny object
I'm not late, your early.
I had to refill my cat.
It takes a lot of time to dump a body.
Got a nut stuck in the bathtub drain (again).
I had squirrels in the roof and spent the morning calling exterminators
I know I'm. I will make an "extra special" effort next week.
I was locked in a stairwell and waited until 4am to call the police to get me.
I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.
My dog ate my alarm clock
Radio broken in my car and I can't drive without music
There must be a few of these you have not used.
2007-07-04 13:31:44 · answer #2 · answered by Terry G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 02:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by cronican 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I was always told that you don't have to give anyone an excuse if you don't want to, but since it looks like you want to:
...sorry I'm late but, I left my car lights on all night last night and when I headed out the door for work this morning, it wouldn't start; I had to get my next door neighbor to give me a jump.
Good enough for ya?
Good luck.....
2007-07-04 13:10:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jesus is Real 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
After driving to work for 2 dang hours I felt so stiff when I got out the car, I ended up in the morgue. I apologize for being late but maybe if you paid me more I could afford to live a little closer to work.
2007-07-04 13:08:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sorry I'm late, but I stopped to buy the best boss inthe world a Starbucks :) Butt kissing usually goes the farthest.
2007-07-04 13:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by terripoe82 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
... sorry I'm late, but ...
I forgot to set my alarm clock
I have a migraine headache
I woke up with cramps
I ate something that disagreed with me
I got caught in traffic
I had a flat tire
I had to take my (family member) to the doctor's
the town turned the water off ... I had no water this morning
o.kay ... that's all I can come up with for the moment. Hope they help.
2007-07-04 13:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im sorry Im late but a mini black hole appeared in my lounge and I got sucked in and came out the other end twenty minutes after where I should have been.
2007-07-04 13:08:24 · answer #8 · answered by philip_jones2003 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was away and my plane got delayed 12 hours. Leave a message as if you are at the airport before you go to sleep.
2007-07-04 16:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Just G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the traffic was horrible with everyone returning from the holiday........and to top it off there was a wreck right in front of me.....ihad to slam on my brakes just avoid getting involved in it........but lucky for me..I'M HERE! I hope the people are okay,..well gotta catch up on my work and try to calm down.
2007-07-04 13:09:07 · answer #10 · answered by d-lite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋