It just takes one of those big gorillas to have a few too many brews and raise havoc on the playground. I think monkey bars and all other bars should be placed at least six blocks from any school. It is just common sense.
2007-07-04 12:48:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Zoning bylaws, man. Ya gotta hate the bylaws. I was looking at boycotting this, but they went right to the top banana on this one. At first it may seem appealing but after a bit it looked more like a slippery deal. The whole Magilla stinks like monkey see-monkey doo. Simians...geez, where do you draw the line...next they will be wanting their own government...come to think of it...If you look at George Bush you know not all monkeys live in the zoo.
2007-07-04 13:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes agreed. Bars tend to bring a barrel of trouble. Apeparently, two out of five monkeys go ape while imbibing on beer and banana daiquiris. But for some strange reason leave their gum under the bar stools.
2007-07-04 12:58:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monkeys do better with paints and canvas. One once won an abstract art contest in New York. The zoo keeper had to take away his paints because the art community was offended.
2007-07-04 12:53:23 · answer #3 · answered by Wrath Warbone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think all those little hellions put together are a recipe for disaster, so why not have monkey bars. At least provide some more entertainment for them.
2007-07-04 12:52:27 · answer #4 · answered by Weirdie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they take the monkey bars away, what will I fall off of when I need to fall on my head?
2007-07-04 12:53:45 · answer #5 · answered by bollywoodturtle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're right. Dramshops and simians are definitely not a good combination, especially near schools. How do you check an ape's ID anyway to make sure he's old enough to drink?
2007-07-04 12:53:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No I enjoyed those monkey bars, maybe your school was just in a bad aeres of the county.....
2007-07-04 12:55:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes they should be allow. We try to play things to safe as a nation. Let kids be kids, like back in the day.
2007-07-04 12:53:21 · answer #8 · answered by Daniel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
shush. monkey bars are fun. why do adults always make a big deal out of nothing? WE ENJOY MONEY BARS. end of story. stop ruining our life
2007-07-04 12:53:28 · answer #9 · answered by HELLO123 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree. You can't trust a drunken monkey. But they do make a damn good Banana Daiquiri.
2007-07-04 12:53:16 · answer #10 · answered by Yinzer from Sixburgh 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋