Why whenever i try to get out of bed, a mob of street cleaning giraffes attack my ankles with icy hot scythes until i give them blueberry scones?
2007-07-04 11:31:39 · 16 answers · asked by thegerbilguy1 (tech and WoW) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I bet it has to do with the fact that your bed is in the middle of the street so the giraffes attack you to get you out of bed (which is obviously a struggle for you). Then the giraffes are grumpy since you slowed down their work so they need nourishment.
2007-07-04 11:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by The Helper 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's so obvious! The girrafes work ALL DAY AND NIGHT to keep the street clean, but never ever get to eat bluberry scones. Their boss, the elephant, is going on a diet and they can't have them. So You should STOP LITERING and get out of bed at 1:00am to give them the scnes they deserve! Oh, and you have a flaming sock with mangos and a pillow stuffed in your ear. Hope you realize that.
2007-07-04 18:35:58 · answer #2 · answered by CBlackfire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
man, that happened to me the other day which really sucked 'coz i just used the last of the blueberries for pancakes worst day of my life
2007-07-04 18:37:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont know. Maybe its because you have delicious scones.
2007-07-04 18:34:11 · answer #4 · answered by .......... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They just want you to play the atttached golfing game with you.
2007-07-04 18:35:20 · answer #5 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its the only way I can get breakfast delivered.
2007-07-04 18:36:07 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they're hungry? Who knows?
2007-07-04 18:34:58 · answer #7 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah, you probably have good scones
2007-07-04 18:36:13 · answer #8 · answered by smilyface 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe because you drink a LITTLE too much..... here's a tip for ya: don't drink and you won't have these crazy nightmares.
2007-07-04 18:35:23 · answer #9 · answered by 10916a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows
2007-07-04 18:33:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋