2007-07-04 11:29:31 · 21 answers · asked by Peter 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
I enjoyed reading through all the answers to this, but what does it have to do with "Politics & Government"?
2007-07-04 13:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by Pete 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have an answer precisely, but it isn't an accident. Those damn birds know what they are doing.
I'll never forget one day I was playing with my sister at a construction site across the street, and we were laying down and had propped up some plywood so we could crawl under it. We were looking up and saw these seagulls flying over. I saw the leader look down, and then saw several start pooping. We rolled under the plywood just as we started hearing the poop hitting where we were and the plywood. Accident? No way. They deliberately target people and newly washed cars.
2007-07-04 11:36:34 · answer #2 · answered by Uncle Pennybags 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Birds have a very special feeling about their droppings. With the exception of a very few artists, they feel that humans, as a species, have very little taste for real art. They feel this most strongly about statues and automobiles. They think that we are lacking in imagination with our use of colour, texture and pattern. When you wash your car, the boring, shiny surface is almost too much for them to bear. So next time you see a bird dropping on your newly washed car, rather than cursing the birds, remember that one lone flier took pity on your lack of artistic expression and decided to add a bit of colour and culture to your otherwise dull existence...
2007-07-06 11:46:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard but do not know if it is true that birds will aim for water and mistake the shine of the car for water
Check out the link
2007-07-04 11:44:20 · answer #4 · answered by bill 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't wash your car like i do.
2007-07-04 11:35:05 · answer #5 · answered by sloopisues 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because that guy who lives down your street has been secretly training them to do it. Have you never noticed the way he is never around when your car is dirty? Coincidence? I think not....
Train a skunk to visit his home at 3am....
2007-07-04 21:04:26 · answer #6 · answered by effenel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit like your cat bringing you half a mouse - a thank you for keeping the environment clean and them happy!
2007-07-04 11:50:00 · answer #7 · answered by Helen S 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow you are very in sensitive to nature!! the bord will wait to do it's "thing" because it cannot control it's bladder and sphynctorial muscles as well as some other animals. So that is why they do it. it is not like they mean to!!
2007-07-04 11:38:31 · answer #8 · answered by Veronica m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you managed to wash your car in this rain ?
2007-07-04 11:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
birds are evil
2007-07-04 11:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋