Are you a true republican? Lets see...?

Question

You are a true republican only if...

1.You've ever yelled, "Hey hippie, get a haircut."
2.You've ever referred to the moral fiber of something.
3.You think you might remember laughing once as a kid.
4.You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
5.You've ever said civil liberties, schmivil schmiberties!
6.You confuse Lenin with Lennon.
7.Vietnam makes a lot of sense to you.
8.The only union you support is the Baseball Players, because heck, they're richer than you.
9.You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
10. You own a vehicle with an "Ollie North: American Hero" sticker.

Answer 1

I never actually yelled it at a hippie..... Except inside my head.

At my age, fiber takes on a very different meaning.

I laugh on YA every day. I laughed when I read your question.

My favorite union is still Gary Puckett & THe Union Gap.

And I'm still a republican.

Answer 2

Does 1 out of 10 count

Answer 3

there's a difficulty with this entire element. this is no longer purely pie in the sky and each physique gets to be healthful. somebody has to settle on which ailments are substantial and which at the instant are not and doing which would be harder than Democrats lead on. besides the reality that they declare to "see the huge image" and not "see issues so black and white" i think of that they fail to confirm that this could impact people who have ailments that fall right into a grey section. I recommend, what happens to those with uncommon circumstances that don't seem in the present day. they're placed in possibility of the two coming up a great greater severe difficulty because of the wait. And our illness in u . s . isn't by way of loss of healthcare. this is by way of fairly undesirable ingesting conduct among different issues. well-being could proceed to be a difficulty whilst quickly as each and every physique have been given well-being care. it may be like putting a band-help on a hemophilliac. So what could ensue then? What could the government could desire to do to regulate the fee of the healthcare and how a strategies could you be prepared to enable them to circulate?

Answer 4

Yeah, I'm a true conservative... But nothing, not one thing in your list of ten things do I find fitting. Oh and I WAS a hippie back in the late 60's/early 70's. I just happened to grow up. Did you?

And laugh. Geeeez, if THIS forum doesn't make people laugh, nothing will.

Happy 4th & GOD bless America. :)

Answer 5

11. You went to college and received a degree
12. Your degree got you a great job
13. Your hard earned money from your great job gets taxed away and given to the poor/uneducated.

Answer 6

are u a true liberal-
-do u huge trees?
-do u like higher taxes?
-do u think al gore really is saving the planet?
-are u trying to grow gills?

Answer 7

Thanks, I've been looking for someone to help me define my political persuasion, and now I've found you. Whew, it's taken a long time, but finally it has happened.

You are a fool.

Answer 8

Hmmm can't relate.

Answer 9

boy i cant wait to see if someone is a democrat

Answer 10

oh you forgot 11.) The Clinton legacy disgusts you...

- The only president ever impeached on grounds of personal malfeasance
- Most number of convictions and guilty pleas by friends and associates*
- Most number of cabinet officials to come under criminal investigation
- Most number of witnesses to flee country or refuse to testify
- Most number of witnesses to die suddenly
- First president sued for sexual harassment.
- First president accused of rape.
- First first lady to come under criminal investigation
- Largest criminal plea agreement in an illegal campaign contribution case
- First president to establish a legal defense fund.
- First president to be held in contempt of court
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions
- Greatest amount of illegal campaign contributions from abroad
- First president disbarred from the US Supreme Court and a state court