2007-07-04 10:43:14 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
White paint & crouching down really low...
I used to feel like a flamingo among the chickens as a kid. I was taller than everyone else. I used to wish I could make my long thin legs shrink. I guess it worked because I stopped growing & stayed at 5'7". Years later people were asking if I was a model or a ballerina because of my slim, willowy frame but as a kid I just felt conspicuous. Now I kind of wish I had kept growing. Could have had a career on the runway...
Anyway, flamingos should be proud to be tall & pink &extraordinary & not try to be small & common & ordinary...
2007-07-04 12:31:42 · answer #1 · answered by amp 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same way many people do, tons of makeup and clothes. A flamingo must feel so strange to want to look like a plain chicken. I bet the flamingo is beautiful, but it most likely only cares about fitting in.
2007-07-04 17:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by The Helper 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By convincing the chickens that they're all flamingos.
2007-07-05 23:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by Saffren 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was tired of the way chickens were always like, "oh, we're not birds, we're non-flamingo birds. You flamingos need to go back to your own country" ...so it figured when in Rome...
2007-07-05 21:05:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would hang out with like-minded chickens, he would tell himself everyday he was a chicken, he would talk like a chicken, walk like a chicken, he would know in his heart that he was a chicken.
2007-07-04 17:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by SamadhiAtman2008 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dress up in a chicken costume and take "Clucking" lessons.
2007-07-04 18:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by Here is your best reply 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play dress up and dye its feather colors and cut off its long legs
2007-07-04 17:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By refusing to cross the road.
2007-07-04 17:51:02 · answer #8 · answered by oneblondepilgrim 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
use the hologram theory or method if it would want to go to such a length to prove a point.
2007-07-05 10:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by G.L.B. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It could hide in a KFC Bucket.
2007-07-04 17:47:35 · answer #10 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋