She told me to take the elevator up to her boudoir on the fifth floor...?

Question

...so, any idea how I can carry it all that way up the stairs on my own?

Answer 1

You need to cut the cables, let it fall to the bottom so it flattens and then climb down and get the largest chunk and drag that up to the 5th floor. Pry the doors open and take the whole mass, cables and all, to her door.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Eh.. take the elevator?

Answer 4

use an oven mitt.