and you farted in atomic bomb proportions, can you be man enough to admit to your date if asked that you're the one who did it or you'd point at her when people around you start giving accusing stares?
2007-07-04 09:20:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG!!! I gotta go find my a$$!!! I just laughed it completely off. I am not the kind to slide out a cowardly SBD (silent but deadly). If I have to bust loose in public, I am gonna make sure the shockwave generated is equal to the stink thereof. That way everyone knows that I am the epicenter and not you. hehehe. Now if I have been passing emmisions with flying colors and I can be reasonably sure that it will be oderless, then and only then will I slide out a quiet one.
Ok... Now everyone knows my fart habits. LOL
2007-07-04 16:48:55 · answer #1 · answered by Magic Mouse 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who farts in atomic bomb proportions is going to be proud to admit it. Or, simply has very bad sphincter control.
But, anyway, I would have to admit it. My gf is pretty and she says she doesn't fart because pretty girls don't fart. She says only ugly ones do.
2007-07-04 09:29:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd be too surprised by the fact that there were survivors to accuse anybody else of the deed...
2007-07-04 19:49:03 · answer #3 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i ripped a big one during a permission breifing and seconds
after it happened some one in the back of the room yelled
CAPTAIN WHO it was a inside joke in our unit and being a
inlisted man i kind of liked that .
2007-07-05 02:31:10 · answer #4 · answered by atlantismeditation@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends on how long you've been married to him...I usually get blamed for any loud noises that creep outta dark places now, lol
2007-07-04 09:29:55 · answer #5 · answered by spunion 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I blame every thing on the war zone ( wife) then get cursed at in tagolog They only filipino words i know are swear words..
2007-07-04 09:42:30 · answer #6 · answered by Grand pa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would admit it, no problem. Even if you did it I would take the blame. Why not?
2007-07-04 12:01:28 · answer #7 · answered by Chico Escuela aka Rob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think the girl. study have shown women human beings are plenty greater probable to enable a pungent fart circulate than adult adult males are as their farts usually have plenty larger tiers of hydrogen sulfide gas while in comparison with adult adult males which motives fairly nasty smelling farts.
2016-11-08 04:01:34 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I think so .. But instead I make an excue to step away for a minute. ;-)
2007-07-04 18:18:26 · answer #9 · answered by riodejaneirofun3 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
o.k iam waving the white flag my friend can we call it a truce?
2007-07-04 20:16:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋