Went to the Mall with my neighbor in his car. His 6 year old had left a half eaten chocolate candy bar in the seat. Yep, you guessed it. I was wearing khakis and had walked around the mall for about an hour, no doubt looking like I had messed in my pants. My wife was the first to notice, she started pointing and laughing which caught the attention of all within viewing distance. Initially I was embarrassed but then I thought about all the pointing and whispering that must have been going on at the mall. It had to be funny to them so, what the heck.
2007-07-04 06:13:34
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answered by Anonymous
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I was talking on the phone w/ my good friend, while getting ready. While I was talking away, I was ironing my clothes. Making sure my son wasn't getting into things. Going in the kitchen getting myself some water. Still talking and I realize where did I put my Capri's at? I said to myself. I started looking in the rooms I was in and I couldn't find them. I then told my friend on the phone, " Lydia I can't seem to find my pants that I just ironed!" She said, " Oh my god how in the world can you loss your pants?" Just then I looked down and i HAD THEM ON ALREADY!!!! How stupid, we both laughed w/ tears!!! I was just 33 yrs old too. I told her boy I wonder how my mind or memory would be at 80!!!...lol
2007-07-04 13:07:44
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answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5
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well, actually one of the funniest things ever was today, when i dressed up in a duck costume to walk in the parade, my crush was there and he starts shouting, duck man! duck man! can i have a high five? and then i saw him later that day when i was out of the costume and i told him i was the duck and he called me a man! ;)
2007-07-04 13:05:12
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answered by AcrossTheUniverse♥ 4
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I was swinging on a swing when I was 13 and fell off directly into the mud. Not a very pretty sight.
2007-07-04 13:02:36
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answered by beaddiva 5
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I wish I knew the funniest-One night after leaving the club with a girlfriend, we went to a restaurant, & SERIOUSLY I was trying to read the waitress's nametag, she yells at the top of her lungs; "QUIT LOOKING AT HER F*CKING BREASTS & LOOK AT THE MENU!!!-THANK YOU."
2007-07-04 13:13:50
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answered by strange-artist 7
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well i was going to a party and i treid to pluck my eyebrows, but it hurt too much so i treid with a shaver and accidently shaved them off. my freind used eyebrow pencil on them so they looked okay, but at the party someone spilled vokda on my face so the pencil was running down and my eyes were on fire, then someone took a picture and sent it to my crush. it wasnt really that funny at the time
2007-07-04 13:04:44
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answered by stephanie 2
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I made many mistakes in life and that makes me a nut. Thats funny ha? hahaha
2007-07-04 13:02:11
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answered by Anonymous
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I got a concussion from a toilet paper holder in a Burger King bathroom. =)
2007-07-04 13:07:39
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answered by Anonymous
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in the 9th grade i fell off my chair in the middle of class hahahahhaha and everyone was already looking at me cause of something my friend said really loud. it was hilarious.
2007-07-04 13:05:45
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answered by j12 6
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They played the darth vadar theme at my wedding instead of the wedding march ...
2007-07-04 13:03:25
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answered by Rhyannonn C 5
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