in junior high i had a beautiful teacher one day i asked for her phone# and instead of giving me her phone# she gave me her address, i regret not going damn she look good.
2007-07-04 04:58:19
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answered by drastikwayz 1
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My former chemistry teacher (Mr Torne) thought it would be fun to give us all a surprise test... And while we were all sat with our heads down, he was at the front building a launch ramp out of scientific equipment...
It gets better...
He then proceeded to fill small plastic bottles with equal parts of oxygen and hydrogen gas from cylinders (essentially the same fuel mix as used in the shuttle)... then place the bottle on the launch ramp and light the bottom, sending high speed bottle rockets flying accross our heads!
And it doesn't stop there...
The bottle sizes kept getting bigger... Until he was using an empty 2 litre bottle... which flew off the launch pad with a bang... and blew a hole in the ceiling!
Best chemistry test I ever had...
2007-07-04 05:02:40
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answered by supernicebloke2000 4
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once our class put a plastic lizard in the attendance register and the moment the teacher say it,she screamed like a preschool kid and almost climbed up the white board.we have another teacher who says crazy stuff all the time.he always says'its a natural process'.so if you say "professor can we have sex in class" he's bound to say...go ahead ,its a natural process.we have totally weird teachers and yeah we have a history teacher who looks like a gargoyle and one day i called one of the kids in class a zombie and she was like "don't use the word zombie.its a slang" and sure enough i was fired in class.
2007-07-04 05:00:43
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answered by Anonymous
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My 6th grade teacher Mrs. Anderson...I am sure she is gone by now, sipped Vicks formula 44 cough syrup all day long during class. She always had a bottle in her desk drawer. Now so many years later, I finally know why...she was getting her "buzz" on!
2007-07-04 04:55:53
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answered by deb 7
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He thought we were horrible, so he got the idea to tape record the class, with the whole class aware of his intentions, to give to the principal. Someone in the class walked up to the board and unplugged it when he was busy and when he found out, he threw a garbage can at al kid and tried to throw him out of his chair. it was interesting. this was in junior high.
2007-07-04 04:55:39
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answered by tara b 4
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When I was sophmore, my algebra 2 teacher, got so pissed at this fat kid that was in my class he picked up the whole desk with a 370lb. fat kid in it, and threw him about 4 feet. I almost died with laughter and wonder.
Our guidence councler, got fired because, he felt up some chick. She asked for it though wearing those clothes that she did.
2007-07-04 04:55:43
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answered by Anonymous
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ok well it is not what she did, but she was crazy in general. She HAD to have a Dr,Pepper and chocolate bar just about the time of our class. She had a deeeepp man voice, which made us question some things. One day, two guys in my class hid her Dr.Pepper and she FREAKED OUT. no i mean ripping her class apart and screaming. it was hilarious.
2007-07-04 04:55:27
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answered by Anonymous
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Back in my secondary school, girls have to tie their hair up. Then there is this girl with a long hair with it not tied up high enough... When caught, her form teacher yelled at her and just cut off the hair...
2007-07-04 04:53:27
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answered by kelvin low 2
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My HS Biology teacher asked us if grass eats. After all, he said, grass is a living thing and needs nutrients to survive.
So a girl in the class said, "Well then, yes, I suppose grass does need to eat".
The teacher instructed the girl to go outside, pick a single blade of grass and bring it to him. She complied, at which time the teacher asked her...........
"Show me its mouth". :)
2007-07-04 04:56:49
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answered by frenchy62 7
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My 6th grade geo teacher stuck 5 quarters up his nose.
2007-07-04 04:54:21
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answered by Anonymous
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