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I'm offering to do your housework, for 90 minutes, absolutely free!! Go ahead and kick your feet up, and I'll get started. I have a spotless background check and drug-free. Just call it a random act of kindness. What do ya say?!

2007-07-04 03:24:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

Lou: your offer is intriguing. But I'm married...

2007-07-04 03:45:40 · update #1

17 answers

You're gonna make me cry!:'D
Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!!!

2007-07-04 03:27:41 · answer #1 · answered by MamiZorro2 6 · 0 0

Thanks for the offer Pete but my house is already clean! How about you just come over and have a beer and YOU kick up and relax!! I'll even watch the kids!

2007-07-04 10:49:52 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Livin' Life♥ 7 · 0 0

I say come on over! What a nice guy. Can we clone you by any chance? Maybe have you give some lessons at least, lol

2007-07-04 11:47:19 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa T (Stop BSL) 6 · 0 0

All right then, if you must.

I have a massive pile of laundry in my room that needs sorting... and the all the dishes since the weekend...

I'll cook you dinner as a thank-you! (If you do the dishes afterwards...)

2007-07-04 10:30:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thank you over dinner with my family and a bottle of wine.

2007-07-04 15:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by Nale 3 · 0 0

my bathroom has been condemned by the health department. this would be a good opportunity to bring it back up to hospitable levels. get to work.

2007-07-04 10:35:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

No, i'm sure you would want something in return and i haven't baked a cake!! Sorry.

2007-07-04 10:31:24 · answer #7 · answered by raadsgirl 4 · 0 0

sure why not, especially since my house is spotless, did it earlier

2007-07-04 10:26:34 · answer #8 · answered by bowsgirl1 7 · 0 0

You're going to expect women to pay you in sex! And I wont have it! Oh what the hell, ok.

EDIT- your wife isn't invited!

2007-07-04 10:33:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Sounds like you want entry to my house.

I don't wanna be a 48 hr mystery. No thanks.

2007-07-04 10:30:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I say...here's my address.....
Feather duster and mop provided

2007-07-04 10:28:53 · answer #11 · answered by Taylor29 7 · 0 0

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