Your waiting in line at a store when I cut in front of you. After kindly mentioning to me that you where in line first, I tell you, to go shove it.
You reach into your bag and pull out a small remote control. With a push of a button you shrink me down to the size of a bug. I look up and see you towering over me, with a devilish look in your eyes. I start to run. What would you do?
2007-07-03 18:56:38 · 19 answers · asked by ripstang3000 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
The begining of this senario played out already for me.
I was in line at the customer service desk, and there was a single queue for two clerks. I was up next. However, a man came up and stood right next to me. I gently told him that there had been a single line. He looked at me and said "So what." I reminded him, "We've all been standing here waiting our turn in one line before you." and he furrowed his brow and said "F*ck off". His wife looked up and sighed at him and said that she was too embarrassed to stand next to him and left. I was stunned at his public profanity, and quietly stood in the single queue. As the person at the register in front of him complained and requested a manager for her claim, my turn was next at the register in front of me. As I filled out my return form, the two people behind me were served and finished. By the time I was finished with my business, I turned around, he was still waiting in "his line" then commented sheepishly "See, now it wasn't a big deal now was it?" I replied "But your character was showing."
2007-07-03 19:12:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't shrink you, because you couldn't get any smaller, I would take it as a sign that maybe I need to be in the store a little longer to avoid any harm. Then I might think that you were drunk or a woman must have wronged you for being so crabby.
2007-07-04 02:01:50 · answer #2 · answered by Vegas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing, for the bagger is going to drop a 25 pound bag of dogfood on you
2007-07-04 02:01:03 · answer #3 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take u and put u on a cage and taking $5 from anyone who want to see u in a gown, and $10 if u naked.
2007-07-04 02:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by ordinary1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pick you up, plop you in my cart until I was finished with my order, then pop you back to full size so you could go wait in line again!
2007-07-04 03:38:36 · answer #5 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd say, "Thank goodness I got rid of him !!!"
And then you would sign up right away for etiquette & anger management classes (that is, if you could reach up to the desk to sign in. Remember you are very tiny now).
2007-07-04 02:03:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well lets see...what to do with you this time?
Ah! I know...I'd put you in my pocket and take you home and send you down the heating vent. I dropped an earring and it's somewhere in the ductwork. If you bring it to me I'd size you back up. LOL!
2007-07-04 06:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh my head off, cos you will not return to normal size if you run away from me. hehe. Forever living in the land of the giants, never to push in again.in fct you'll have a hard time being seen again.hehehe
2007-07-04 02:03:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i catch you, pick you up and kindly get out of line walk to the female products aisle get a tampon open it super-max put you on it and stick you in the fish tank. lol :0
2007-07-04 02:29:13 · answer #9 · answered by overit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow that is a funny question. umm... maybe i would put you in the purse, bring you home, put you in a jar, and use the remote to blow you up until you were really squished. no, that would be too mean. i would just sell you to a circus.
2007-07-04 02:01:21 · answer #10 · answered by Ally 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋