Gus was the best pet rock I could have ever hoped for. We enjoyed long walks in the woods, or sharing cheese biscuits at Red Lobster. But for some reason, I felt compelled to abandon poor Gus out by the quarry, hoping he would find a new life amidst the coarse and rugged rocks that lived there. I'll never forget his confused yet hopeful look as I drove away, his little gray and pebbly countenance growing dimmer and distant in the rear view mirror....*sob* I want him BACK SO MUCH!!
Can you please help me find my pet rock and help us become the good friends we were before? *sniff sniff*........*choke*....
GUS!! FORGIVE ME!!
boo hoo hoo hoo................(buries weeping metallic head into your stomach, uses shirt to wipe tears, violently blow nose)
2007-07-03 18:14:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
OMG! what have you done man!
I suggest you go right back to the quarry and save him immediatley! search all night if you must. get all your friends to help. what were you thinking?!? there are places that will take your pet in if you can no longer keep it. plus pet abondonment is illegal and carrys quite a hefty penalty.check your local yellow pages for the nearest pet rock ranch or shelter.
you better hope the SKIPPR (Society for Keeping Integrity and Pride for Pet Rocks) does not catch wind of this. if they do.....whoo your in trouble. trust me i know. as a pet rock breeder myself i have to deal with them all the time. they can be a real hassle. theyre allways trying to shut me down and calling me a "pebble mill" and such but im not. my wife and i raise only registered pure bred Granite pet rocks. and they all go to good homes. i am sorry to say that i would never sell you a pet rock now.
quit reading this and go find Gus now!! before the tougher stones do him in!
ps: remember to always have your pet rock spayed or nuetered
2007-07-03 19:00:45 · answer #1 · answered by nl_hoosier 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Once you abandon a pet rock, there's usually no redemption. A pet rock once is a pet rock forever or never. There's no turning back what you've done. There is one way to restore this deadly sin, however. The only way to convince your dear Gus to come back is to pray to the rock gods, no not the music ones, the actual rock gods, and beg for forgiveness. Only then will Gus accept your wrong, and that's only if you can find your dear pet.
Good luck on the perilous journey of reconnecting with your ex-best friend.
2007-07-03 18:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by këlly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Alec, what have you done? I realize daleks are not exactly emotion creatures, but surely you sensed something was wrong, or at the very least felt an empty space inside. Go back quick and find him before those violent thugs destroy him!!! You have my wishes of luck...poor ole Gus never did anything to YOU, did he not? Get the presses involved, call everyone (even humans) you have vaguely heard of and conduct a public search! Gus is still out there somewhere waiting for his metallic should-be-loyal master to return for him.
2007-07-04 02:13:27 · answer #3 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is time for him to be on his own with his own kind. In the quarry he will be a little boulder. It will be rocky at first, but if he leaves no stone unturned he will find his true love rolling down a cliff towards him. He may some day be the proud father of a handful of little pebbles that will rock his world. Rocks were never meant to be pets. They were meant to hone their instincts in the wild. It will be a new and different time for him. Call it the stone age.
2007-07-03 20:25:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its too late...let him go.He's with his own kind now and probably won't remember you if he sees you again. Take this as a lesson learned and realize that maybe you're not ready for the hefty responsibility of a pet rock. Perhaps you should start with a pet with easier maintenance such as belly button lint or the plastic twistie from the bread loaf. Than,graduate to a rock when you can handle those guys. Good luck.
P.S. I LOVE the cheese bread from Red Lobster! mmmm
2007-07-04 07:01:59 · answer #5 · answered by SallySunshine 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry Alek but you may have done poor gus in .You see rocks raised by humans are used to having them take care of them .He will probably not be able to survive on his own in the wild .Stange rocks may not be very freindly to him.Being true to your programming you have inadvertently EXTERMINATED him!!! You really should adjust your program to protect those you SAY you care about .There is nothing to do you MUST ask the Doctor for forgiveness and use the T.A.R.D.I.S. to go back in time and stop yourself from commiting this hanous act of rock abandonment.
2007-07-04 18:49:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some how Gus ended up with me. He is so stoned right now and just sits staring at the sky. He told me he wants to be an asteriod and enter the earth's atmosphere and hit that dang quarry where you left him. He has hard hard feelings right now. He feels like he is two bricks short of a fireplace.
2007-07-03 18:28:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't cry, my twisted, evil, metallic friend ... you'll rust.
If Gus was, er ... is ... anything like you, I'm sure he's already enslaved or exterminated every sentient creature within a three mile radius.
Why, I'm sure that little gray rascal has already crowned himself Dark Overlord of New Stonehenge. And he's got his own harem of hot little igneous babes, the Rockettes ...
He's probably more happier now, than he's ever been ...
Either that, or he's cold, alone and starving ... being slowly driven mad by thoughts of betrayal and rage ... plotting and planning for the one day when you let down your guard and he exacts his terrible, bloodthirsty, horrific revenge!!!
2007-07-04 21:41:47 · answer #8 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Abandonment. How would you like it if a rock suddenly abandoned you downtown in a bustling metropolis with nowhere to go? How would it make you feel?
You need to go find Gus and apologize. You'd better hurry before someone finds him, skips him along the surface of a lake, and he drowns!
2007-07-03 18:20:34 · answer #9 · answered by martinlh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found Gus and I am holding him for ransom. Go to the corner of Main and Elm at noon tomorrow. You will see a pay phone. Come alone!!! The phone will ring and you will be given your next set of instructions at that time. Remember, come alone or we will know and you will not recieve the phone call.
2007-07-03 18:18:59 · answer #10 · answered by Norht 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋