2007-07-03 17:24:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stop being a pansie.
2007-07-03 17:39:07 · answer #1 · answered by beyondthelimit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After we were particularly patience-trying, my mother once told us "I KNOW WHY PEOPLE BEAT THEIR CHILDREN!"
She didn't, of course, but it would have been understandable on that day if she did! LOL My Mom is the Bomb!
OH, and since she had only daughters - she used to tell us all the time "A girl can run faster with her skirt up then a boy can with his pants down!"
2007-07-04 00:28:37 · answer #2 · answered by Marvelissa VT 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, this might sound kind of perverted... but i cant help but laugh every time it comes to mind. my nephew was about 3 when this happened, we were all sitting in the living room and he was running around playing. next thing we know hes grabbing his private area. my mom asked him if he had to go potty and he said no. then my dad asked him what was wrong. my nephew stuck his finger out and said "its going like this" showing that he was having an erection. i cant wait til the day i can embarass him with this story in front of one of his girlfriends.
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2007-07-04 00:37:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My daughter told a group of family friends that
"Mom & Dad wiggle the bed at night."
2007-07-04 00:30:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll slap you into next Wednesday.
Quit acting like a dufass.
That stinks so bad. It'll knock a buzzard off a shitwagon.
2007-07-04 00:39:44 · answer #5 · answered by § dreamer § 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dad: "If you're so smart why aren't you rich?"
Me: "If you did take four years of French in high school, why is 'argent' (money) the only word you remember?"
[sarcasm] Yeah. Everyone needs a Higher Power... [/sarcasm]
2007-07-04 01:23:08 · answer #6 · answered by *~*~*poof*~*~* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Stupidity is no excuse for not thinking" Ok, so it came off a bathroom stall, and not from a family member, but who cares!
2007-07-04 00:28:49 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Heather♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Granny said "well,you know,it takes all
kinds" My Grandpa answered "to hell it does,we just GOT all kinds!" That still cracks me up to this day.
2007-07-04 00:30:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What's the point of a present that's bought? It's not from the heart." my mom said that...she was trying to stop me from buying a present for my friend
2007-07-04 00:28:20 · answer #9 · answered by xPnPx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
MY GRANDFATHER; One of the most powerful handclasps is that of a new grandbaby around the finger of a grandfather." It made me cry!!!
2007-07-04 00:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by kattsmeow 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋