He keeps waiving them at me and said he's not giving them back until I give him my tapioca pudding. But I don't have any tapioca pudding. What should I do?
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2007-07-03 16:16:21 · 20 answers · asked by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
O.K. here's the plan. Put some mayonnaise in a small bowl. Add some rice and mix it together. Tell Old Man Smithers that you won't give up the tapioca until you have the teeth. Now we both know that he doesn't trust you any more than you trust him, so you need to get an impartial third party, say Buk, for instance, to assist in the transaction. Our impartial third party, let's call him Buk to make it easier, will hold his arms out to each side. You will approach from one side, Old Man Smithers from the other. When Buk says the secret word, "Now" for instance, you will each place the required object in the hand nearest you. Buk will glance at the objects to ensure they are, indeed, tapioca and teeth, respectively. (Don't worry, he can't see well enough to tell it's really mayonnaise and rice.) He will then turn so that the opposite hand is now facing each of you. Now here's where it gets tricky. You need to grab those choppers, pop them in your mouth (who knows where Smithers hands have been, but you don't want to take a chance on dropping them!) and run like crazy before OMS tastes that phony tapioca.
So, whadaya think? Yeah, you're right. . . it would never work. Never mind.
2007-07-03 17:03:15 · answer #1 · answered by PJPeach 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take his walker away from him and tell him you arent going to give it back and that if he dirties himself that the male intern is on a double shift.... That next time if he is nice you would be more than happy to share your tapioca pudding with him....
2007-07-03 23:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by catersqueen 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give him anything and tell him it's tapioca pudding. Maybe he won't know the deference.
2007-07-03 23:24:57 · answer #3 · answered by Cindy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will donate some tapioca pudding.
2007-07-03 23:19:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Give him your preperation H. (He stold my glasses last week so I know he can't see worth a flip!) Then when he goes for that first bite, yank your dentures from him, and tell him if he takes them again you'll tell the other residents that he's wearing Mrs. McCarty's underwear.
2007-07-03 23:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Tikled_Ivory 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is soooo funny.lol
I ;ll bring you some tapioca, do you want the one you make or all ready made kind.
2007-07-03 23:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by ღ♥ஐcookie1ஐ♥ღ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can have my tapioca. No one should have to put up with that.
2007-07-04 10:24:41 · answer #7 · answered by MomToDavid 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick him ,take his teeth and save all the pudding for yourself.
2007-07-04 00:42:27 · answer #8 · answered by rhonda y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sew his bunghole shut and then force feed him sausages until he explodes,that will teach him a valuable lesson in regards to teeth-theft.
2007-07-03 23:20:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Better call Scooby doo and those medley kids to help you out!
2007-07-04 05:54:48 · answer #10 · answered by Beth 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋