Grab the nearest thing to you... (besides mouse/keyboard etc.)..?

Question

1. What is it?
2. What color is it?
3. Is it edible?
4. What's its purpose?

Answer 1

Mint Choclate Phone
Green
Could Be...
To Call people

Answer 2

1. My 22 month old daughter.
2. She is kinda like a light carmel color with brownish hair.
3. Let's not go there.
4. To give and receive love from her family, and to take things away from her brother.

Answer 3

My diet 7 up can. It's white with green trim. It's drinkable, but if we froze it, it would be edible. It's purpose is to hydrate me after eating those freakin' dried out animal cookies that are sitting beside it.

Answer 4

There's about a bajillion things that are equal distances from me, so I suppose I'll just pick one.

1. Paint.
2. Turquoise.
3. Nope, not that kind of paint, unfortunately.
4. To ... paint things.

Answer 5

1. it's an empty can of "Mountain Lightning" -The cheap version of Mountain Dew
2. Green/red/white
3. No, not unless you're a tin eater
4. To hold the Mountain Lightning and keep it from going flat

Answer 6

I have a sock. It's a very pretty teal color, but it's kinda dirty, so it's also brownish. I suppose it COULD be edible if I was hungery enough....... It has one purpose in life. It's a sock. It keeps my foot warm.

Answer 7

1. A pen
2. White, pink, and blue
3. Personally, I wouldn't eat it...
4. To write.

Answer 8

1. a book.
2. white background w/ blue, red and black lettering.
3. probably not, but if Werner Herzog could eat his shoe/boot, I suppose I could eat this book. still, it is a library book ... yuck.
4. to help the reader better understand the intricacies of our "failing" healthcare system.

Answer 9

1 Huge
2 Tanish
3 Kinda
4 Urinating
OK gimme a thumbs down.

Answer 10

A CD player
Light Blue
no
To listen to CD's