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I once had a friend say to me, "It got dark at my house last night."

2007-07-03 13:44:49 · 40 answers · asked by jpizzle 2 in Family & Relationships Friends

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Someone once said, "I think management has a good idea of what is going on".

2007-07-03 13:48:33 · answer #1 · answered by Clown Knows 7 · 2 0

I don't know the stupidest, but, today my sister and I got a pet and she suggested a name and said how cool it was. Then I brought the same name up again and she said that's the stupidest name she's ever heard not remembering she said it herself. I like the "It got dark at my house last night"

2007-07-03 13:48:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I work in a bakery dept at a local supermarket (grocery store) and there will be a custumer standing at the counter and will ask me if that hot bread that I'm pulling out from the hot oven is FRESH. I want so bad to turn around and say no I'm reheating slate bread so I can sell it to a dum *** like you. Of course it's fresh.

2007-07-03 13:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A girl in a baking class I was in asked me how much more flour she should add to the flour she was weighing out for a cake recipe than it called for. She was supposed to sift the flour and thought that would make the flour lighter, so she was wondering how much more she should add to come up with the right weight after sifting.

2007-07-03 13:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

The dumbest i ever heard was "Does anybody know where 3rd street is?"

2007-07-03 13:54:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I went to a local fast food joint (the drive through) and when I was done with my order she said will that be for here or to go!!

2007-07-03 13:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yahoo's stock is at $500 a share and going up. I'm going to buy more.

2007-07-03 13:48:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

My dad walked into his room, flipped on the light, turned around and said something to me, and then turned back towards his bedroom. He stared for a minute, and said...

"Who turned on my light?"

*headdesk*

2007-07-03 13:51:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

my one freidn always just looks at me with a blank star..then lookes like shes thinking and all of a sudden says.."i think..i have to pee"..as if she has to think really hard or not..it is so annoying...also when i was at MC'ds or BK..i told them i wanted a cheeseburger..they siad they don't make those..but i can have a burger with cheese...it was weird

2007-07-03 13:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Allisandra 3 · 1 0

I had gained alot of weight and a neighbor said "Oh, when are you due?" And I wasn't even pregnant.

2007-07-03 13:48:36 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 2 0

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