Even if your girlfriend never said that, play along anyways. Lol.
Funniest or most original answer wins!
2007-07-03 12:55:53 · 46 answers · asked by Jason The Great 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
cursed my non-existent penis.
2007-07-03 12:58:59 · answer #1 · answered by Lighthouse 5 · 8⤊ 2⤋
When my girlfriend said she was pregnant I punched her in the face
2007-07-03 12:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I said couldn't you have waited till after the game to tell me !
True Story
2007-07-03 13:43:15 · answer #3 · answered by jlassw101 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
jumped up and down ans=d said i gotta go shopping right away and ran out to the car and ... ... cryed no more chilling with the fellas , no more strip clubs and no more Vennessa
2007-07-03 13:00:09 · answer #4 · answered by mz.squarepantz01 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smoked two joints to ease the stress!
2007-07-03 13:00:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
past out on the sofa for two hours. Stress and shock do funny things!
2007-07-03 12:58:37 · answer #6 · answered by That guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my girlfriend said she was pregnant, I rammed my own head into the Brick wall.
2007-07-03 12:58:47 · answer #7 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
What?!? Dammit! But I only took her to that one dance because I couldn't get a date, and at the after-party, well, I was drunk.... I mean, nobody knew she was my cousin...
NOW WHAT DO I DO?!?
I'M NEVER DATING RELATIVES AGAIN...
2007-07-03 15:28:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I left her in the dust...with 5 dollars.
2007-07-03 12:59:10 · answer #9 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Passed out
2007-07-03 12:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Wondered how drunk I was when I got a sex change and a girlfriend.
2007-07-03 12:59:20 · answer #11 · answered by OMG Lizard In A Can! :D 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋