I was thinking a rock or stone or something. Perhaps a stick with a rock tied to it. Maybe a flare gun or harpoon...
2007-07-03 10:56:31 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
This question was posted in the "Philosophy" section because.....there's not a gratuitous violence section??
Bikers tend to know other bikers, and they tend to take care of their own. I'd be careful.
2007-07-06 10:08:09 · answer #1 · answered by Tim H 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, whenever I impale someone I like to use branches of an oleander, as the plant is highly toxic. That way, even if they hang on for a while the poison takes them out. Kind of a double whammy. I usually avoid impaling, though. I'm not that big and some times the stick or branch gets stuck partway through. That's why I carry a small brass cannon with me everywhere I go. When someone needs killin' I try to send the very best-in this case a 2lb. steel ball. Works like a charm!
2007-07-03 11:19:51 · answer #2 · answered by Vandat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's unlikely a rock or stone will impale. A Harpoon would definitely do the trick......the exhaust pipe of his bike rammed firmly up his backside perhaps would send a strong message to him about the cause of your irritation plus stop the noise at the same time.
2007-07-03 11:05:21 · answer #3 · answered by dave n 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband and I ride motorcycles, but both our bikes have good mufflers and we are definitely NOT supporters of loud pipes or sport bike riders who rev their engines, both of which represent people with very small male appendages.
But hubby and I have always wondered what bikers would think about the "Loud Pipes Save Lives" rule if we had P.A. speakers on our bike that CONSTANTLY SCREAMED like a 2-year old child's high pitched wail. After all, if loud pipes save lives, certainly so should a screaming 2 year old child's horrific voice. It's the same concept, right?
So, find a good WAV of a high pitched child's scream on the web, hook it up to a guitar amp, turn it up to 11, put the amp in the window facing them, and just run it in a continuous loop.
They'll be sure to move on within minutes.
2007-07-03 11:06:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
If impaling's your thing, take the harpoon. By the time you get that stone sharpened and fixed to the stck, he'll be riding off into a shirtless sunset.
Consider the lowly pool cue. It's done well for me.
2007-07-03 11:04:02 · answer #5 · answered by strateia8 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since to impale you have to drive something through the flesh completely, it better be long, sharp, and pointy. Maybe a spoke off the motorcycle for ironicy?
Then again, you could just call the cops and let him rot in jail for disturbing the peace or something. I'd rather him be in jail then me, ya know?
2007-07-07 05:38:31 · answer #6 · answered by Midnight Butterfly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call the police. Then watch through the window as a 23 year old cop gives him a noise violation ticket.
2007-07-03 11:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by -- 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I think something ironic- like file down a viagra bottle into a shank. When you are done w/ it, send it to me for the gent across my street whose alarm on his circa 1989 toyota has been going off at 4am all week...
2007-07-03 11:01:03 · answer #8 · answered by Fitzdiva 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about some kind words of encouragement to have him put his shirt on and move along his marry way. If that doesn't work then say his teeth felt out one block over.
2007-07-03 12:51:43 · answer #9 · answered by Lee light 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you might remember that between 9am and 9pm there isn't really anything you can do legally. try a little old fashion communication. If that fails, I'd go with the rock.
2007-07-03 11:05:39 · answer #10 · answered by randy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋