I stopped at a lamp post to pee, only then I noticed those wires were sparking a bit, I ignored them and carried on. Next thing I know I had this weird feeling and smelt something burning, what happened?
2007-07-03 09:51:08 · 25 answers · asked by Wolf guy lupine 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
JustJen - It was realy late, noone was around.
2007-07-03 09:54:33 · update #1
You are now the proud possessor of grilled goolies and a fried phallus.
2007-07-03 09:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...I felt this surge of incredible pain and I looked down and my johnny looked like a roman candle. I poured my drink on it to put it out but I was drinking Jack Daniels and it just blew my baby off and kept burning. I ran out into the middle of the street praying for some car to run me down, cuz I'd rather die than live without my best buddy, but because of the flames everyone thought it was a flare in the road and just drove around me. Arghhhhhh.
2007-07-03 16:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by Silkeez 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Electric
2007-07-03 16:55:05 · answer #3 · answered by Karin M 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It just so happend that as you were relieving yourself you leaned into the pole which cause your huge bush of pubes to settle by the wires they sent an electric shock through your body and smoldered your pubes.
2007-07-03 16:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by ByouTfull 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A police officer just used a Taser on you to get you to stop.
2007-07-03 16:54:17 · answer #5 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The grass singing.
2007-07-03 16:54:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess you were not wearing rubber soles? Did'nt you listen to the safety adviser when you were at school? tut
2007-07-03 17:00:05 · answer #7 · answered by rottielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but I guess whatever happened it explains your asking this question
2007-07-03 16:54:58 · answer #8 · answered by jj raider 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can not convince us you are that well endowed to haev it hanging way down there to catch on fire!
2007-07-03 16:54:57 · answer #9 · answered by Missy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they got caught on your shoes and you burned 90 percent of your body
2007-07-03 16:53:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋