Survey Questions!?

Question

Ok... so I'm leaving to go home in about 7 mintues... but I have to have something to fill my time for the last few minutes so I figured Survey Time! Remember 10 pts for the best answers!

What Would You Do If:
1. The President of the United States called you:
2. You won the lottery:
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
4. You caught a friend stealing from you:
5. You witnessed a murder:
6. A random stranger offered you candy:
7. MySpace and Facebook closed:
8. A genie granted you one wish:
9. You lost your favorite possession:
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:
11. Your date throws up on you:
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:

My Answers:
1. ~*I would give him an earfull thats for sure! :-)*~
2. ~*I'd pay off all of my bills, my college tuition, I'd help my mom, I'd buy me & my fiance new cars and a house, etc!*~
3. ~*I wouldnt go... I dont want the whole world knowing my business*~
4. ~*Hmm... I'd comfront her*~
5. ~*I'd go to the police...duh!*~
6. ~*Wouldnt take it*~
7. ~*I guess Yahoo Answers would be my new addiction over myspace. Lolz
8. ~*I'd wish for complete financial stabillity for me and my family.*~
9. ~*I'd cry horribly... and go through withdraw*~
10. ~*I'd pick it up... there isnt any use turning it into the police really because its only $10*~
11. ~*Eww.. unfortunate situation. But I love my fiance so we'd be just fine*~
12. ~*I'd kill them.. sike... no but I'd be sooo upset... Not really sure what I'd do*~
13. ~*Yay! That'd be kewl. I'd talk, get autographs and lots of pictures!*~
14. ~*I'd call my mom to save me! My mommy can fix nething!*~

Answer 1

What Would You Do If:
1. The President of the United States called you: TELL HIM WHAT I HE SHOULD HAVE DONE THE LAST FIVE YEARS, AND WHAT HE SHOULD DO FOR THE NEXT TWO YEARS TO REPAIR THE DAMAGE.
2. You won the lottery: PAY MY BILLS, PAY MY MOM'S BILLS, BOOK A THREE MONTH SAFARI
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: TELL THEM TO GO TO HELL
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: ASK WHY, AND EITHER GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT, OR END THE FRIENDSHIP.
5. You witnessed a murder: ARREST THE MURDERER IF POSSIBLE, AND SHOOT HIM IF HE OFFERS A THREAT TO ME OR OTHER PEOPLE.
6. A random stranger offered you candy: DEPENDS ON HOW THEY ACT AND LOOK. THEN I'D EITHER POLITELY DECLINE, OR I'D DECLINE IMPOLITELY.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: WOULD NOT BOTHER ME A BIT, I DON'T SUBSCRIBE TO EITHER.
8. A genie granted you one wish: ASK FOR MORE WISHES
9. You lost your favorite possession: SEARCH FOR IT FRANTICALLY
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: IF I KNEW WHO DROPPED IT, I'D RETURN IT, OTHERWISE, FINDERS KEEPERS.
11. Your date throws up on you: BTDT, THREW AWAY THE SHIRT
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: IF AN ADULT, I'D LAY 'EM OUT COLDER THAN A WEDGE. IF A CHILD, I'D SPANK THEIR BEHINDS.
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: OFFER THEM A DRINK AND A SEAT.
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: BREAK THE PHONE

Doc

Answer 2

What Would You Do If:
1. The President of the United States called you: I would be shocked.
2. You won the lottery: I would share the money.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Buy new clothes.
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: I would be very dissapointed.
5. You witnessed a murder: I would call 911
6. A random stranger offered you candy: I would say no thank you.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Work on my Blog.
8. A genie granted you one wish: I would wish, that there would not be any hungry children.
9. You lost your favorite possession: Material things are just that.
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: If I found it at a place of business, I'd give it to customer service. If I found it out in a parking lot, I guess I'd keep it.
11. Your date throws up on you: Take a shower and change my clothes.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Thank Goodness, hair grows back.
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I would feel honored.
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call my sister.

Answer 3

What Would You Do If:
1. The President of the United States called you: Hang up.
2. You won the lottery: Celebrate.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Aw, hell no.
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Kick the crap out of them.
5. You witnessed a murder: Take notes in my mind and call the police.
6. A random stranger offered you candy: Say no thanks.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Oh well, there's always Yahoo 360.
8. A genie granted you one wish: To hit the lottery, see #2.
9. You lost your favorite possession: Not be happy about it, my fault for being careless.
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: pick it up.
11. Your date throws up on you: clean it up and say no to a second one.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: stick the scissors in their forehead.
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: tell them I am busy.
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call my husband and tell him to come and get me.

Answer 4

1. The President of the United States called you: tell him to put his Mommy on the phone.
2. You won the lottery: pay off the guy that made my phony ticket.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: hope Screech is still on the show so I can kick his a$$.
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: tell them it wasn't necessary -- that what's mine is hers, and that I love her... then ***** slap the thievin' ho.
5. You witnessed a murder: wash the blood off my hands.
6. A random stranger offered you candy: make sure it's not mint. I hate mint.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: find some other pointless waste of time.
8. A genie granted you one wish: that my pockets can never be out of money no matter what I'm wearing.
9. You lost your favorite possession: find it.
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: spend it
11. Your date throws up on you: laugh so hard i'd throw up too.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: buy a wig -- seems to work well for paris, lindsay, britney and everyone else...
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: charm her into adopting me too
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: call one the collections agencies that's always chasing me and tell them where i am. they'd be there in no time.

Answer 5

1. The President of the United States called you:
I would go right away and do as he says, if it´s for common good.

2. You won the lottery:
I would save half of it, I would travel around the world without much luxery, I would buy a house in Brazil in a private beach, I would donate money to peta, greenpeace and uniceff.

3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
depends on the reality show, but probably I would pass.

4. You caught a friend stealing from you:
I would never talk to that person again, not my friend anymore, if he-she needs something, help, he-she coudl ask instead of stealing, which I find that action completely awful.

5. You witnessed a murder:
I go to the police and do my best to get the killer cought.

6. A random stranger offered you candy:
no thanks.

7. MySpace and Facebook closed:
ok, I don´ñt use them, never used them I just like msn

8. A genie granted you one wish:
be eternally happy

9. You lost your favorite possession:
I´m supper depressed and start eating a lot of ice cream or chocolate

10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:
:) ( I smile) and then I´m gonna save that money

11. Your date throws up on you:
I take him to his house or to take some fresh air, anyone can feel bad, but of course not kiss for that night. :P

12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
I start insulting that person, unless the person is a hairstaylist.

13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
oh my god! I pass out.

14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
I would call my mum or dad

Answer 6

1. The President of the United States called you:
I would tell him in my opinion he should be impeached.

2. You won the lottery:
Pay my families medical bills since they are in a burn unit in critical condition; buy one of those people a new home; buy my mother a new home; invest as much as possible and buy myself a new home. Yes I would continue to work I'm a work o holic.


3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show:
Politely decline. I live in reality daily why do I need to go to show full of drama and the world in my business to do that.
reality shows are over rated and over done in my opinion.


4. You caught a friend stealing from you:
Tell them they must need it more than me next time they should ask first; call the police as they must not be much of a friend if they are going to steal from me.

5. You witnessed a murder:
Help solve the case.

6. A random stranger offered you candy:
Politely tell them no thank you.

7. MySpace and Facebook closed:
It wouldn't bother me as its just the internet.

8. A genie granted you one wish:
I would wish for the world to be healed.

9. You lost your favorite possession:
I would work to get another one.

10. You found 10 dollars on the ground:
That would depend at work I would turn it in. In the middle of the road somewhere blowing in the wind I would more than likely see if anyone was chasing it and then consider keeping it. The outcome is not easy to tell until the circumstances come into play.

11. Your date throws up on you:
Be disgusted but clean myself up make sure they were okay. eww

12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
I would lose my mind get out of my way.

13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
I don't have a favorite so I'm not sure.

14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
I would call upon the one person I know I could count on to come rescue me.

Answer 7

1. The President of the United States called you:
2. You won the lottery: i would be wayy surprised and then i would save some of the money and spnd the rest.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: i would accept depending on what it was.
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: i would confront them.
5. You witnessed a murder: i would freak and be soo scared and i would scream and then i would tell the police.
6. A random stranger offered you candy: i wuld say no thanks.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: i would get everybody's email address.
8. A genie granted you one wish: i would wish for the world to be a safe place.
9. You lost your favorite possession: i would be v. sad and buy a new one if i could.
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: i would pick it up and put it in my pocket.
11. Your date throws up on you: i would be waay grossed out and not see him again.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: i would go for a shorter hair cut! and be kinda pissed but still.
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: i would ask them questions about their life, etc.
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: i would call my bff to come join me, and i would tell her to bring supplies (like food, water, etc) and we would have huge amounts of fun on the beach w/ no parents there!!

Answer 8

What Would You Do If:
1. The President of the United States called you: I'd talk and ask to be invited over xD
2. You won the lottery: Buy a new house
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Go?
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Bust her out
5. You witnessed a murder: Call the police
6. A random stranger offered you candy: Raise an eyebrow and walk away
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Go back to where my heart belongs, Xanga!
8. A genie granted you one wish: Wish for a great body!
9. You lost your favorite possession: Cry for days, then get over it
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: Save it
11. Your date throws up on you: Be grossed out but I would get over it
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Scream and cut off their hair
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Drool
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call the police and tell them to trace my call and get me!

Answer 9

1. The President of the United States called you: Hang up on him, I doubt he would answer any of my questions or take into consideration anything I said.
2. You won the lottery: Buy A Donkey & Something To Transport It In & A Big Sign On It So I Can Put It In The Peoples Front Yards I Want To Know.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I Wouldnt waste my time most of them are stupid anyway
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: Confront the friend, Explain to them in some countrys they chop off your hands for it, Ask them if they want there hands chopped off? then find out if there was any serious problem going on.
5. You witnessed a murder: Hide. Witness Protection Program
6. A random stranger offered you candy: Eat It? Strangers Have The Best Candy.
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: Use Bebo More?
8. A genie granted you one wish: Smile and Think It Was My Lucky Day
9. You lost your favorite possession: Id be depressed :( probaly go get Red Bull Gelati
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: Look around to make sure it hadnt fallen out of anyones poket and then pick it up.
11. Your date throws up on you: HAHAHA laugh it off, I dont go on dates but if my boyfriend did Id make sure he was okay.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Cry :(
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Have Coffee?
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Id Call a Coast Gaurd Or Something

Answer 10

1. The President of the United States called you: hang up.
2. You won the lottery: choose the lump sum payment.
3. You got invited to be on a reality TV show: decline!
4. You caught a friend stealing from you: steal something back haha.
5. You witnessed a murder: be traumatized.
6. A random stranger offered you candy: run!
7. MySpace and Facebook closed: oh jeez i'd be so bored!
8. A genie granted you one wish: "unlimited wishes!"
9. You lost your favorite possession: happened once. so i bought new diamond earrings.
10. You found 10 dollars on the ground: smile.
11. Your date throws up on you: laugh about it... later.
12. Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: cry! my hair is my life!
13. Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: be dumbfounded.
14. You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Coast Guard!

♥ Clare.