What is the worst thing you've done when drunk?

Question

I tell you mine when I see yours first, just incase mine are worse. lol

Here's my first, once on way home from a night club I was dared to flash my bum out of the back window of the bus. The police pulled as over, i tried to jump off the seat, my heel got caught. I fell flat on my face with my knickers around my knees. The policeman had a job trying not to laugh. Luckily I got away with it.

Answer 1

Hee, Hee!!!

The question should be what HAVEN'T I done that was embarrassing.

I got arrested in my little black dress and my little black shoes. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!! (We are all SO sexy when we've been on a 3-day tequila drunk) In a major cities book in room, huge, a LOT of police, trustee's and other detainees, I was FLIRTING with EVERYONE!!! But not until they put me in the holding cell and not until I had gone to sleep and been rudely awakened for my breakfast of baloney and tea did I realize my real embarrassment. As I stood up and approached the food line I felt something hitting my face. It was the shoulder pads of my little black dress that had been on INSIDE OUT the ENTIRE TIME.

Now you know how I got my Yahoo name, -(minus)tequila8+, as of May 22nd, 2007 I haven't found it necessary to drink in 8 years.

I still have just as much fun, I just find it easy to keep track of my clothing, including my underwear, but that's a host of OTHER stories.

BTW: I'll be telling YOUR story at my meeting tonight. We have a million of them and we love new ones.

Peace.

Answer 2

Okay...the worst 'serious' thing was getting a dui (no accident or anything of that nature...nope, all the accidents happened while sober). The worst 'OMG I can't believe I did that' was getting a wee bit too inebriated (letting the Captain take control) one night at a work party, hitting the bar with friends after, and wake up the next morning next to a co-worker.

Answer 3

In Cancun I went on a booze cruise that took us to a small island to eat and drink some more. I passed out in some bushes and the boat left without me. I woke in the morning and had to pay the locals an arm and a leg to get back to the mainland.

Answer 4

I was stupid enough to stand in front of my sister as she peed between two parked cars after leaving a club. Let's just say I had to discard of the pair of sandals I was wearing that night. I also tend to dance like Shakira when I've had one too many. NOTHING worse than a bad Shakira imitation.

Answer 5

The worst? Probably something I don't remember because I was THAT drunk...

I barfed in my friend's car. That's terrible because, well, he was my friend. Barf is notorious for stinking forever.

Actually, one night I got so drunk that I told all of my roomates where a revolver was that I was hiding. I had to hide it because I need it due to my assignments, but couldn't tell them because they are anti-gun. Sure, lemme defend myself against the agents that are after me with a rubber band. Geez.

Answer 6

I was in a camp, and I emptied a glass of beer in the face of the guy who runs the camp when he discovered me. Shortly after telling everyone how drunk I was. When I was 13.

Answer 7

lets see..... I jumped in a swimming pool to save my friend and he almost drown me, of course we were nekid.

I was arrested for a DUI and was crackin jokes with the cops right until the took away my shoes and locked me up in a little cold room with a drain in the floor.

I met someone at a bar, convinced him to let me drive his hot rod mustang and wrecked it. When to the hospital and somehow talked myself out of a DUI, that's how it goes down in East St Louis if you are a pretty white girl.

Talked the cops into arresting ME because I didn't want to go home with my exboyfriend and I couldn't find my phone to call anyone else. They would have let me go with him but I refused because we were fighting. So I went to jail for 12 hours. I refused to take off my clothes in the jail so they tasered me till I did.

Threw up numerous times, all over the bathroom floor, in my ex's car , in a ditch, in jail, I could go on.....

I don't drink that much anymore, I learned my limit and know when to slow down. And I don't drive drunk!!!!!

Answer 8

Oh crap, there are so many. Hmm... One night I was calling my boss telling her she was a dirty b**ch and kept calling her repeatedly until she had to turn her phone off at about midnight. Then I tried to order a pitcher of captain and coke, and they cut me off so I punched my best friend in the gut, and stole his drink. Then I went down the street to a little mexican bar and started singing to the music at the top of my lungs while standing ontop of a bar stool.

At this point, I run into a friend of mine who, in no uncertain terms, tells me that if I ever touch his sister he will kill me. Not sure how that conversation came up. Anyway, later on in the night, I ran into his sister, and long story short, woke up in her bed thinking I was a deadman.

So, at this point, I run outside (cuz I believed he was hunting me) and ran face first into a chainlink fence. I decided to make myself throwup (it's still about 3AM) and then I try to climb the fence. Nope, can't do. Too drunk yet. So, I see a big dozer in he lot, and think I could use it to wreck the fence. Can't start it, but I find a ladder that I lean against the fence and I crawl up the ladder. Then I look down, and figure "why not let gravity do the work." So I just let myself fall onto the other side. It hurt. Then I get home and crawl the banister on our porch onto the overhang to get in my building, cuz the doors are locked. Bang on my buddy's window, and then just decide to sleep on top of the overhang.

Answer 9

I would have to say when I really liked this girl sometime ago and invited her to a house party I was going to. When we got there I got nasty drunk and when she came to check up on me I threw up on her. As it can be guessed we never talked again after that.

Answer 10

Just last week, i left a pan of soup on the stove and forgot about it. I went to bed and found out the next morning... i can still smell it.