I know salivia disolves whatever it touches and I am afraid if I have oral sex with my wife constantly the salivia will shrink my penis size, is this true or does it only work on edible things?
2007-07-03 08:52:01 · 25 answers · asked by Erasmo F 1 in Health ➔ Men's Health
very funny
2007-07-03 09:57:06 · answer #1 · answered by traveller 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Unless your penis has had a bite taken out of it ,meaning that it IS edible, i'd be worried. Otherwise, I dont think your penis can shrink from Oral sex.
2007-07-03 16:16:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
unfortunately the penis is edible so your penis does shrink from oral sex. I would suggest switching to the "backdoor" if you are worried about pregnancy or other things like that. I think I read somewhere that you can't get STD's from anal sex.
2007-07-03 15:56:30 · answer #3 · answered by YourLocalMoth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, and the ocean tides will erode things too. So stay away from any water. Do not was or else your "beach" will experience erosion. And from the sound of it you can't afford to lose what little "beach" front property that you have.
2007-07-04 10:55:58 · answer #4 · answered by pardu23 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saliva LUBRICATES, not DISSOLVES, human skin (and other solid objects). The saliva will help lubricate your penis during oral (and manual) sex.
2007-07-04 08:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by AmericanPatriot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. Definately......like a melting popsicle.
Are you just being silly here? Does your mouth or tongue shrink from your saliva?
2007-07-03 16:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If your penis was made of starch it would dissolve. Since it probably is flesh you'll be fine.
2007-07-03 16:03:16 · answer #7 · answered by easyericlife 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if saliva dissolved everything it touched your teeth tongue and entire mouth would be gone..not to mention dogs lick themselves constantly...are their parts shrivelled and gone?are sidewalks gone where countless people have spit on them?
you ARE too stupid to have sex....for gods sake use a condom and dont procreate!!!!!!!!
2007-07-03 17:26:06 · answer #8 · answered by dragonfirenova IsMyMainYimTag 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the crap you people come up with....lol
you have nothing to worry about, it cant get any smaller then it is already. and your spit isn't going to do anything other then help lube her up.
just remember, its not always better to give then receive.
2007-07-03 15:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by more then you know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not true but if you feel like that let her try condoms with different flavors
2007-07-03 15:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol where did you read that coz i think there talking utter rubish
2007-07-04 16:37:51 · answer #11 · answered by Sarah Kate 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋