I kno u ppl dont believe in vampires and crap well i want to become a vampire?

Question

I want to become a vampire and i dont want to get killed like Dr.Zero does it. For those that do not know him hes a seriel killer that pretends hes a vampire kills them drains there blood and before makes them eat insects drink bird smal animal and large animal bloods. So some1 just give me a reasonable answer. If a vampire needs to be invited how do u invite him and how do u get him to bite u?

Answer 1

There are quite a few things you need to consider and things you need to do before becoming a Vampire.
The main thing you'll want to consider is which Clan you want to join. Based on the stat boosts given above, and looking at the quests below, you'll have to decide which Clan you think suits you best. Personally, I believe Clan Aundae is the best Clan simply for the second Clan quest involving Ano Vando and Darksun and Light of Day (you'll only get the mace and shield doing the Aundae quest with him, so joining their Clan is the only way to get two unique items).

Another thing you'll want to keep in mind through this all is that once you've been cured, there's no going back. So make sure you are really ready when you transform because if you forgot something, you're not going back (well...unless you have a previous save).
Now, there are going to be quite a few things you need to do before you're ready to become a Vampire. First off, you're going to want a fairly strong character already. This doesn't mean you have to be level 50 before becoming one, but I certainly wouldn't suggest becoming one before about level 15. Now, for the things you need to do. This is more of a general list of suggestions and you don't need to do them in any sort of order, but they all are going to help.

Your fist objective is to cover the problem of travel. The first thing you should do, and probably the easiest, is learn all the teleportation spells. Mark and Recall are going to be very important and Almsivi and Divine Intervention will be pretty helpful. Check the Mysticism page of the Spell Index for the locations of the spells. Other than the teleportation spells, it's really up to you on how you want to travel after that. I used a belt enchanted with a 100 pt Jump spell for 3 seconds with a Constant Effect Slowfall 1 pt enchantment. With a High Acrobatics skill, and as long as you aren't carrying too much stuff, this is a pretty good method of travel even if you aren't a Vampire. This can be a bit pricey though. Another good way to cover travel, albeit a more difficult task, is to round up the Propylon Indices to use with the Propylon Chambers of the old Dunmer strongholds. If you don't know what these are go here for a full explanation and the locations of the Indices. Also along the lines of travel, I suggest a Levitation item. Either a Constant Effect 1 pt one, or a Cast When Used 1 pt for 6 seconds one, or whatever is going to be helpful in some situations.
Next, do the Daedric quest of Boethiah to get Goldbrand. You need Goldbrand before you can get Eltonbrand, and the Orc sculptor won't talk to you as a Vampire, so you need to get it before you're infected. More information on Goldbrand (and Eltonbrand) can be found in the Unique Long Blades section of the Weapon page. Now, to go along with the Eltonbrand quest, you are going to need at least 11,171 gold. It's actually better and more convenient if you have only about that much. You're going to need that exact amount of gold in your inventory to activate the event, so if you have more gold, you're going to have to drop all the extra, or the 11,171, then all the gold. If you have a lot of gold, this will take a lot of time. So if you have a lot more, go make some expensive spells or enchantments.

The next thing you need to cover is the inability to recover Health from sleeping. The Vampire Touch spell will work in most situations, but you won't always be able to use it. The best thing you could do is get the Royal Signet Ring. However, if you don't want to mess up any quests, you're going to have to do a lot of work to get it (or you might not have the GotY version, so this would be completely out of the question). If the Royal Signet Ring isn't an option, I suggest enchanting some item with Constant Effect Restore Health, or rather a few items. What you enchant is going to depend on some things such as the equipment you're currently using, so I'll leave that up to you. If you can't make Constant Effect items, I suggest you make some potent Cast When Used enchantments then. However, both of these methods could be pretty pricey. Another suggested method though would be to go get Eleidon's Ward (unique shield). If you can't do this either, simply stock up on some potions (make them yourself, buy them, or raid the Fighters Guild equipment chests, whatever). So decide what here is going to be best for you, or you can just stick with the spell.

For one of the misc quests, and for a Berne Clan quest, you're going to need to be able to open a level 60 lock. How you're able to do this is, again, up to you, as there are so many different methods.
Lastly, there are some items that you'll be asked to get as a Vampire that you can get easily as a human. First off, for one of the misc. quests you are asked to get three portions of Vampire Dust. It's easy enough to just go to the nearby Berne lair during the quest, but if you'd like, you can hit up Nalcarya of White Haven, the Alchemist in Balmora who should sell a restocking supply. If you are a Quarra Vampire, you're going to need another portion for one of the Clan quests, so you might as well pick up four portions. Next, you're going to need one Daedra Heart for a misc. quest, and, again, another if you're a Quarra Vampire. You can get these from Dremora, Dremora Lords, Clanfears, etc., etc., and you could get them as a Vampire easily, but it may be less of a hassle to find some daedra as a human. Now if you're a Quarra Vampire, in addition to the extra portion of Vampire Dust, and the extra Daedra Heart, you'll need 5 Extravagant Sapphire Amulets, two portions of Void Salts, Ectoplasm, and a Skull. The Void Salts can be found on Storm Atronaches or Winged Twilights, or you can buy them at some Alchemists. Ectoplasm can be found on Ghosts, but if you are a higher level, they may be hard to find, so I would pick up some from the Ald'ruhn Mage Guild. For the Skull, there are a few easy places to get one. In Caldera you can get one from the Mage Guild or from Surane Leoriane's House, or in Sadrith Mora you can find one in the Morag Tong Guildhall or in Anis Seloth's Alchemist shop. Getting the five Amulets is the toughest part. I suggest going under Skar in Ald'ruhn and searching the chests and closets in the manors. They are almost all random loot generating containers. If there isn't an amulet in there, go load another area (so if you're in the Manor Bedrooms, go to the Entrance or the Private Quarters, etc.), then go back in and check. Don't touch any of the items if you don't find an amulet though or else it won't generate a new set. If this is too frustrating, you should be able to scrape up 5 by going to clothiers across Vvardenfell.

That should just about cover all of the things you should do. Again though, these aren't things you have to do, just suggestions. Although the Goldbrand one is pretty much a requirement unless you want to miss out...

Becoming Infected

Okay, so you're finally ready to become a Vampire. This should be one of the easiest parts. Now, decide which Clan you want to join, then find the best location for you to visit to become one from the list below. I think it's best to go to the Clan Headquarters as that should be your first stop after you transform anyway to save on some unneeded travel.
Aundae Vampire Locations
Aralen Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, south of the Zainab Camp.
Ashmelech Tomb - Clan Headquarters, island far southwest of Dagon Fel.
Dulo Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, west of Tel Uvirith.
Sarethi Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, northwest of Dagon Fel.

Berne Vampire Locations
Andrethi Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, west of Balmora
Drethan Ancestral Tomb - Lair of Marara, south of Dagon Fel on the other side of the island.
Galom Daeus Dwemer ruin - Clan Headquarters, west of Tel Fyr, northwest of the Erabenisum camp.
Ginith Ancestral Tomb - Lair of Irarak, northwest of Gnisis
Nerano Ancestral Tomb - Lair of Calvario, west of Balmora
Othrelas Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, north of Vivec.
Raviro Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, west of Molag Mar.
Reloth Ancestral Tomb - Lair of Merta, west of Maar Gan, and northeast of Gnisis.

Quarra Vampire Locations
Alen Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, far east of Ald Velothi, west and slightly north of Maar Gan
Druscashti Dwemer ruin- Clan Headquarters, north of Maar Gan, east of Khuul, on the Foyada Bani Dad
Hleran Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, west of Ald-ruhn.
Serano Ancestral Tomb - Clan Lair, west of Tel Uvirith
Salvel Ancestral Tomb - Lair of Mastrius, inside the Ghostfence region, southwest of the Cavern of the Incarnate

I got this list from someone a long time ago, but I've forgotten who. It was most likely SR71, but thanks to whoever.
To become infected, go to one of the locations and let a Vampire (or a few) attack you. You'll need to have them hit you with their weapon (or their fists....which would be their weapon), so I suggest finding a way to avoid their spells.

"But what if I've already been cured of Corprus, or I'm a Wood Elf, a Redguard, or have some other source of Resistance to Common Disease?"
Well, to get around that, go to the Caldera Mage Guild and buy the Weakness to Common Disease spell. Now either make a spell or enchantment that will counter your resistance and you should be set. How you want to set this up is really up to you. If you've been trying for a while and still haven't been infected, try some more weakness. Eventually you should get a pop up message saying "You've contracted Porphyric Hemophilia". Now get out. At this point, you only have a Common Disease. If you change your mind about something, you have three days in which you can cure it with a normal Cure Common Disease potion, spell, or whatever. If you don't cure the disease, after three days you will wake up having a dream (you'll actually have a bunch of dreams when you sleep after you transform) about a maiden and will now be a Vampire. Congratulations

Answer 2

From the way you type, I doubt you are no more than twelve. I am serious but I mean no harm or anything sarcastic whatsoever.
You, indeed, think that Vampirism is all such a cool thing in those cute little novels found in bookstores with romantic love situations.

No.

Actual Vampirism is very...different from what you see today. Some deal in magic, some deal in black magic (LaVeyan Psy Vampires). It's better to stay out of such meddling unless you are really interested.

There are two forms of vampires today if I'm not wrong. Psyhic - drains energy, life force and Saguine - drains normal blood.

Good luck in your decision.
All the best

Answer 3

My suggestion is, if you really want to become one, is join an underground club or vampire group.
With the people who believe they are in fact vampires.
I've heard though that drinking a lot of blood with make you sick, and a lot of groups either don't practice blood drinking at all or do it in moderation. There's also people who practice being psychic vampires, meaning they feed off the energy you give off naturally rather then the blood in your body.
And to answer your question I would figure just a regular invite would suffice, and just ask them to bite you.

Answer 4

Put away you twelve sided dice and your magic cards for four seconds to understand what you really saying. Vampires don't exist like you think they do or like killroy explained them. Vampires are not undead fiends they are a myth the Catholic church invented to scare people into faith. Not that I am against Christianity I am a practicing believer however I strongly disagree with many of the practices of the Catholic church: past and present. Anyway a vampire is a person who drinks blood, period. They aren't afraid of Holy water or garlic. They have a reflection blah blah blah. Stop believing myths and from now on instead of worrying about receiving reasonable answers, ask reasonable questions.

Answer 5

My question to you is why do you want to die and have your rotting dead copsed taken over and animated by a demon... Please take the time to explain to me why....... For there is no such thing as an vampire that is alive... And what you see in the movies it tame according to how a vampire really kills... I am talking about you being ripped apart to ensure that the vampire gets every drop of blood that you have in your dead body..... I am sorry but that does not sound like a cool thing at all.... I also need understanding as to why you find a dead copsed so beautiful.. A vampire is totally evil and they kill babies lying in a crib or anything that has a blood flow..... I really need to understand why you find that such a cool thing... Please be so kind and reply.... They don't have a heart beat so they don't have any form of circulations so sex is totally out of the equation's.. They are dead so they can not come close to loving anything... So why are they so cute and sexy to you..........................................................

Answer 6

Some people DO believe in vampires, it's just in the minority. But in a real world it is only psychological in a sense a person naturally is an omnivore and consumption can come from plant or animal Origin. no matter what is believed in the mind. It is of natural evolution.

Answer 7

You need to realize that fiction is different from reality. What you are talking about is a work of FICTION. It is NOT real. You cannot become a vampire. You can play one - buy the teeth, the goth clothes, etc., but you WILL NEVER BE A VAMPIRE.

Answer 8

There are cults that practice vampirism, they're underground, so you won't find them in the yellow pages. Don't expect any powers or anything crazy like that. There's little benefit to being a vampire. I'd actually advise against it.

Answer 9

Check out the Temple of the Vampire.
You can find them online at www.vampiretemple.com/

They're a real organization, but you have to pay to get most of their materials.

Answer 10

The one group? (cult? gang?) that I knew that practiced vampirism always joked about killing and bleeding those who came to them to be a vampire. The jokes never were funny.

Best to avoid people who think they are vampires.

Best case scenario for you. You meet someone who is actually a vampire. You are their food.

Best to avoid people who are vampires.

If you have to get it out of your system go LARP Vampire, the Maquerade.

Answer 11

All you need to be a vampire is to start drinking blood, and a warped personality. Your half way there. Go for it.