If you were a being, from another planet?

Question

If you were a being, from another planet, and you visited the planet earth for a day ... what would your report to your fellow beings say?

Answer 1

Once upon a time, the Blue Planet had been a nice place full of gifts of nature.

All plant species and all animal species but one are leading peaceful lives among themselves and with nature.The exception, the weakest and the most reverse-evolved exploits and destroys each other and everything else in its path that is beneficial and harmless. It is inherently suicidal and works hard at own extinction.

The Planet is contaminated and dying!
I am contaminated and need de-contamination before return, if I survive another day. RECOMMEND not sending anybody here in future and not responding, REPEAT not responding to its SETI Programs.
Sgd.Lost Ranger.

Answer 2

Being a "being from another planet" , I can tell you here and now the reports I send to our home base are NOT favourable ! By and large , you humans are completely NUTS ! No wonder the other planets haven`t contacted you yet ........... they want you to think you`re alone in the universe .

We`re only 11,087 light years away from Earth , and thinking it`s not nearly far enough , which is why we`re in the process of moving to another planet ................ another 27,813 light years further from Earth .

Answer 3

Nearly a modern race. They have curiousity, they are learning the technology to be self sufficient, yet, they are too self aware, too manipulative, and jealous of their superficial surroundings.

Continue to monitor, come back in 1 Gigon (that would be 50 earth years) and reevaluate.

They do have done some absolutely amazing things with a substance called chocolate. I'll be bringing back samples.

Answer 4

This place is just like our planet, although it is very polluted while ours is not. Most people are dead and our people just migrates to the nearest planetoid. They have small brains which is only 1% of ours. They will still live for another 100 years, unless we migrate in their planet. =)

Answer 5

Its a planet that is dooming itself, they fight wars that dont make sense, rich and poor are not equal, different colored earthlings cannot get along, there is pollution everywhere, some earthlings die from lack of food while others die from too much food. Glad my visit was short and I reccomend it be taken off the list of potential vacation destinations.

Answer 6

the only element we , as human beings, understand approximately God, this is written in the Bible. I cant quote verse and scripture, yet there are passages which let us know what God is. God grow to be in the beginning up. God created the Heavens and the Earth. ought to a trifling mortal try this? God spoke and there grow to be gentle. in the beginning up the word grow to be with God. God seperated the crimson Sea so as that Moses and the toddlers of Israel ought to stroll throughout dry land. ought to you revere a guy? I dont think of so. yet we are able to revere God because of the fact he's mightier than any guy must be. i'm hoping you dont think of I beat around the bush. I purely instructed you what I even have study. Oh, and one final element. there is purely one God. he's the beginning up and the tip. and he gets jealous if human beings produce different gods, so , no, I dont think of there are any others. in the event that they're, they're fake gods.

Answer 7

OH theres a great song about this...by Dr. Demento


Muahahaa!!! Lets suck all the mass and energy out of the sun, to do the killling differenty this time... It'll be like star forge extreme...if that dosen't work we'll just pull out the death star.

Answer 8

first in this hypothetical question, you are assuming in an infinitely complex universe, that another being would percieve things such as sight on the magnetic spectrum range. You assume that they have eyes, mouths, lips, an Anus for petes sake. They could be telepathic, they could be forms of trancended energy that are held together by a consciencious mind. They could see infa-red. But pushing an infinite amount of inumerable variables. I would tell my fellow beings, "Mostly Harmless".

Answer 9

There's the alleged quote from a NASA engineer as Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon "If I was on Mars watching this, I'd be getting my belongings into the car!"

Or "Invade!"

Answer 10

"This beautiful planet would be a great place to raise a family, just as soon as we've cleared it of humans. Unleash the Death Ray and initiate phase two!"