variety, and who want their water with a bit more substance. The tentative label is " Murky Musings". Will the idea work? The other choice for a title was " Hoffa in a Bottle."
2007-07-03 05:55:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I think you have an excellent marketing concept.
For too many years water has been marketed to the women and , can I say, the light in the loafer type men.
A limited market that has been saturated by a number of brands. Thereby limiting profit potential.
I think that with the appropriate labeling and national advertising, your product is a sure hit.
I think you can forget those dated commercials during the Super Bowl for thin and tasteless beer.
Just think of this concept! Four manly men sitting around and drinking YOUR product. Sifting it through their teeth. Then spitting out the solids of your tasty beverage.
Think MUY MACHO!
Now, on a side note, your production costs would be nil. The Hudson River, not only is an unlimited source for you liquid refreshment, but also has a very substantial inventory of bottles for your packaging needs.
You may well be entitled for EPA Super Clean Up funds by simply removing the liquid carried toxins from the area.
YOU MAY WELL HAVE HIT THE GOLD MINE!!!!!
Need an investor?
2007-07-03 07:12:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your "Murky Musings" sounds just great, however, Would it not be more appropriate to have the water from the Mighty Mississippi? I'd be more than happy to go into business with you and garner the Mississippi water for you to bottle.
Then you could be diversified and have your "Hoffa in a Bottle" from the Hudson...and your "Murky Musings" from the Mississippi....
I have access to the Illinois River and the Missouri for consideration at a later date...
2007-07-03 13:46:27 · answer #2 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "Hoffa" idea should not be used just yet since there is no proof he is, in fact, in there. But you could label them in various flavors of abandoned car tires, cadavers, multiple chemicals, toxic waste, etc...
You are on the way to being one rich dude. Watch out Trump!
2007-07-03 13:17:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a Grand marketing idea. Central advertising would be a plus. It could boot up sales to the top. Me'r cury'ous as to what the outcome would be. Washing ton's of recycled bottles would signal a Bridge to a success. If your interested, I have a contact for dis on dirty turd Street and turd Avenue.
2007-07-03 13:09:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lefty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you'll need FDA approval, but they'll probably OK PCBs, hydrocarbons, most pesticide residues, and composted organic matter as additives, nutrients or flavor enhancers.
you WILL need a warning label:
MAY contain up to 17% h2o!
let's see! Sobi is taken, so i'd go with Hoffa, or Hoffa Java.
2007-07-03 13:00:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ahhhh.....truth in advertising....how refreshing.
How about "Heavy Hudson" - fortified with a variety of micro-nutrients!
2007-07-03 13:00:48 · answer #6 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's a Hoffa I can't refuse. <----read as "ref fuse"
2007-07-03 13:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I predict you will make millions! My god we have a genius in our midst!
2007-07-03 13:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
are you kidding? why would people pay for water that is unsafe to drink & more dirty than tap water?
YUCK
2007-07-03 13:03:52 · answer #9 · answered by sassy.sunshine 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL! Yes, I think that is a great idea!
:-)
2007-07-03 12:59:42 · answer #10 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋