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Ouch! And...your laptop is in there with you, correct!

2007-07-03 01:35:41 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1 0

I assume that you are still attached to your tongue at this stage (if not, phone for an ambulance; you're in luck, the freezer will preserve your tongue and they'll probably be able to sow it back on), so, try not to salivate on the point of contact, this will just strengthen the bond. Is there anything within reach? if not, just keep breathing on it and hope the warmth does the trick (would help if you could turn off the freezer; not much, it'll take a long time). If all this fails, you're just going to have to wait for someone to arrive (just keep doing Yahoo Answers on your laptop).

2007-07-03 01:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 2 0

The manual says to "Slam the freezer door shut until the tongue is jarred loose or is no longer attached to the user" .

2007-07-03 01:38:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why were you licking the freezer....actually dont answer that, don't really want to kno. Well I wish I was there and hug you to make it all better. =(
Plus thiz question doznt make sense.
You're tooooo hot for your tounge to get stuck to the fridge.
The ice will be melted by now.
XP

2007-07-03 10:09:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Let the freezer stay open. The ice should thaw out.

2007-07-03 01:37:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow, how are you still reaching that darn caps lock key??? Tell the nearest human to get a blow dryer through your poor tongue...and I hope you learned how shallow taking dares from your niece can be...

2007-07-03 09:14:01 · answer #6 · answered by waddlin' along 7 · 0 0

how could your tongue be STUCK to the FREEZER and you're asking a question?
Weird!!

2007-07-03 02:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by takoua d 3 · 0 0

Your tongue must be extremely long if you're managing to type this question on the internet at the same time.
I'm impressed.

2007-07-03 02:21:14 · answer #8 · answered by charliegirl 5 · 1 0

Get someone to boil the kettle and pour it over your tongue

2007-07-03 01:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Trillyp 5 · 0 0

Take a knife and carefully remove your tongue. Once removed head to emergency to have it surgically re-attached.

2007-07-03 15:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by Miss J 7 · 0 0

get someone to turn the power of and wait around 12 hours eventually the ice will melt

2007-07-03 01:37:09 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

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