If you murdered someone =D??? where would you hide the bodies...?

Question

This is just a what if..Q hehe

wow some of the answers are really scary!!

Answer 1

I would hide the body in my mother's-in-law house.

I got engaged to her son, 26 years ago. She promised me a wonderful ring she owned. After 26 years, she cannot find the place she has hidden it. Such a safe place this house.......

Answer 2

You gotta disect the body in a bathtub filled with water. after the blood has drained, empty the tub and flush a few times. They put on your mask and gloves and start with the acid. A little at a time not to burn thru your pipes.

Once you have thoroughly disfigured the face beyond recognition, remove the teeth and fingers and any other identifying marks.

By this point you should be able to get the body into a contractors trash bag. Disect into 3 parts, double bag and put it out in your own trash. If someone sees you going to a dumpster, it'll arouse suspicion.

Just a what if...

Answer 3

I would cut the meat off of the bones and cook the meat in the oven, then i would cut the meat up into bite sized pieces and make a whole crud load of stew and i would feed it to the homeless people at a soup kitchen, then i would take the bones and smash them up and grind the bones to dust then i would go to a public park just before the sprinklers turn on and i would spread the bone meal all over the grass and the water would mix it into the ground.

Answer 4

Find a recently opened grave, take out the original body, dig down a couple of more layers, place the new body there, place the original body on top, and put the dirt back where I found it.

Heh... I've got a sick filling in my gut now, but I wanted to challenge myself by answering something uncomfortable.

Answer 5

i like to set my murders interior the previous. i admire the Victorian era for this (even nonetheless it has grow to be basically somewhat a cliche) because of the fact there became into regulation enforcement, yet no ballistics, forensics, DNA, or maybe fingerprinting as all of us understand them immediately. Then the detective's powers of deduction would be each and every of the extra stunning because of the fact the police can no longer basically discover fingerprints, DNA, and so on. and in the present day understand who did it. it is the only suggestion i even have. I watch a TON of poser exhibits (even on the price of writing now and returned) yet i've got basically basically started to dabble in writing mysteries myself. ultimate desires!

Answer 6

If I murdered someone? Good question, grin!
I only murder people in my head, so once I murder them, I forget about it. The bodies just disappear like that, pft!
In reality? I would probably leave them there, and phone the police. Accept a manslaughter charge.

Answer 7

Here in Oklahoma I would hid a body in an orange traffic barrel. They are up for months and seldom get moved.

Another probable spot would be is the sand filled barricades that we find protecting bridge abuttments. Remove a some of the sand, add a little lye with the body and viola.

Answer 8

Cut up the body, stuff it into some toxic waste barrels, minus some toxic waste, and bury it in 10 feet of cement 30 feet underground.

Answer 9

give a buzz to my friends who work at the incinerating place and the dump yard.. pulp the body in the dump truck, grab a beer and n sip it all the way to the incineration place and then open another beer as i watch the body burn , and in the mean time chat with my girl... ya thats what id do.. office work does this to me..aaahhhhh.. what has become of my fragile mind??

Answer 10

You mean like in Disturbia where that guy hide all the bodies all around the house?