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looks like you found it dalek....er, what IS that thing sticking out of your midsection area? where was that on our honeymoon?

2007-07-03 04:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 3 0

I commandeered said shipment. I had it powdered , then weaponized. I plan on using it against various enemies during the course of my Global Conquest.

2007-07-02 20:55:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No. Police are on the lookout for a half- dozen elderly men in a stolen white van. According to a spokesman, the men are described as "tired, yet cheerful, and prone to sudden outbursts". Approach them with caution.

Better yet, don't approach them.

2007-07-02 20:53:46 · answer #3 · answered by Tut Uncommon 7 · 4 0

Diamondz

2016-04-01 04:59:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The truck accidentally rolled off a bridge, into the Snake river, which promptly turned into the Suez canal.

P.S., the salmon are running *downstream* this year......

2007-07-03 13:08:15 · answer #5 · answered by WOMBAT, Manliness Expert 7 · 1 0

i head that the dolphins near the great barrier reef are quite sexually active. could be something to do with the missing shipment.

2007-07-02 20:55:29 · answer #6 · answered by Piggy 6 · 0 0

Oops, yes it turned up forgot to tell you. These may be placebos. didn't work. By the way Can I stay in your garage just 1 more night?

2007-07-02 21:05:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Missing Viagra ...?
You mean the missing blue Skittle shipment ... right?
RIGHT!?!!?

Oh boy ... I think I need a doctor ... it's been way longer than four hours ...

2007-07-02 22:55:36 · answer #8 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3 0

ah last i heard it was found in your bedroom closet instead of viagra try osters , chocolate and sex ya might wnat to throw that chocolate over some strawberries and then some coolwhip over the chocolate

2007-07-02 20:56:24 · answer #9 · answered by Ray H 2 · 0 0

Yes it has turned up. However you'll be happy to learn that I have caught said bandit and am doing my best to hide all the evidence. :)

Peace.

2007-07-03 08:33:06 · answer #10 · answered by -Tequila17 6 · 2 0

No. But in a totally unrelated subject, I learned how to do push-ups with no hands!

2007-07-02 20:57:20 · answer #11 · answered by Sky Guy 5 · 2 0

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