2007-07-02 18:20:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Nope...it's because you hump soap. LMAO! jk
2007-07-02 18:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa...I'm avoiding you because your breath is just a little offensive to me.
2007-07-03 01:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Nerds Rule! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I did not want to say anything, Santa but, since we are on the subject...
I know you are on vacation and all but, still after eating the mustard soaked sardines, you really should brush yor teeth every once in a blue moon....instead of waiting til Christmas to do it!
2007-07-03 01:24:48 · answer #3 · answered by Jenblossom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm avoiding Santa due to a very humorous, yet tragic hunting incident. I can't be blamed for shooting Rudolph I thought it was a chupacabra on the roof!
They're everywhere you know! Chupacabras...
2007-07-03 01:26:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Santa, it's July and you're still wearing the same suit you had on in December.....it's time to have it cleaned.....
2007-07-03 01:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by moonlightnroses2005 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's not Christmas time.
2007-07-03 01:27:15 · answer #6 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I owe him money
2007-07-03 01:23:34 · answer #7 · answered by ☮Witty Sarcasm♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahahaha!!!! Judas Rabbi's not a top contributor!!!!hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
2007-07-04 16:03:18 · answer #8 · answered by trl. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never smelt it and can't because he doesn't exist.
2007-07-03 01:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he seems a little to friendly, lol.
2007-07-03 01:23:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋