I lost my sense of humor have you seen it? can you help me find it?

Answer 1

I just read this... I hope you like:

Husband calls home and the maid answers the phone.
He says, "Can I speak to my wife?"
She says, "No, she's upstairs with her boyfriend."
So, he says, "Ok, go to the hall closet and take out my shotgun. Go upstairs and shoot them both."
Being the loyal maid, she says, "Ok.", 5 minutes later she picks up the phone and says, "Ok, they're both dead. What should I do with the bodies?"
He says, "Throw them in the pool, and I'll take care of them when I get home."
She says, "We don't have a pool."
He asks, "Is this 555-1234?"

Answer 2

In this harsh world of misery one always has more time to cry than to laugh...but if u laugh at yourself u'll soon find ur sense of humor bcuz laughing at yourself always keeps u amused and laughter is God's sunshine.

Take time to laugh; for it is the music of the soul....

Truly wish u find ur sense of humor..without it one is like a dry river bed.

Answer 3

It went to the land where the missing sock, the lost keys, the lost eyeglasses, and the lost cell phones all are stored. If you travel through the vent in your chimney you will find that land...

Answer 4

My 9 year old daughter doesn't have a sense of humor either, so when you find your let me know so we can go get hers. I blew her a rasberry the other day and she cried, so yeah let me know where you found it cause she needs hers too...

Answer 5

I say you may desire to replace your humorousness with a farting noise. you will no longer get laughs each and all of the time yet you will get laughs now and back...it particularly is greater desirable than many human beings can say.

Answer 6

Omg yes!! So thats what I just saw running past me on the street about 5 minutes ago!! Hurry up or you'll never catch it. It went that-a-way!!

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or was it this way?

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hmm...maybe it was that way?

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Ahhh!!! I can't remember. I'll help you look.

Answer 7

yes..a man in a blue suit has it...he said tht he waz feeling sad and needed to cheer himself up...so the best thing to him was to steal something tht makes things funny

guess the suit said it all...hes blue
rite now hws heading to l.a so u might wanna meet him there

Answer 8

I think you're mistaken, you never had it in the first place.
I might be able to sell you one though, just $5 (slightly used).
It's not that good though.

Answer 9

I saw it laying in the gutter. Don't worry, though. It will be much improved by the time you get it back.

Answer 10

Is it that little thing over there behind the chair...? Shakin' like a leaf?